An oldie but a goodie

[4xchampncountin]

During Bill Clinton's last year in office he noticed somebody was leaving very negative remarks about him in the snow. They were doing this by urinating. He had the secret service investigate. After a few days they came to him with this report. "We have bad news and really bad news. The bad news is DNA testing shows it is Al Gore's urine. The really bad news is that it is Hillary's handwriting!"

 

[Tommie]

A 72 year old woman went to the doctor.
Upon her return home her husband asked, "what did the doctor say".
The wife replied, "he says that I need to have sex at least 15 times a month".
The husband replied, "put me down for 5 of those, but not on Thursday, I go bowling then you know".