Well, since ya'll asked.....
I am a tortoise rancher. Got me a herd of turtles out back. Haas, Mama, Rambo, Cookie, What's His Name, Mikey, and Grace.
Haas (the patriarc) is figured to be near 90 years old but there is no real way to tell. He has been in our family for well over 75 years and was full grown when my wife's great aunt got him as a little girl. Wish I could document the ages of the others but they have outlived my wife's aunt and uncle, and her cousins all have differing stories about who came when.
Right now I have two eggs incubating in the house, and no telling how many are buried in the back yard. They should hatch in early September.
Also have two cats and a couple tropical fish