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This week, on another fast-paced episode of As the Wheel Turns, will the following
questions be answered:
Just exactly what is a lug nut? Is it similar to a corn nut? And just who in the world
has enough nerve to oblige Jimmy Spencer when he asks for some "wedge"?
How much horsepower does it take to remove that wedge? How well do M&M's go
with baloney burgers (the official sandwich of NASCAR)? Has Rusty gone on an
illegal "carb" diet, or will he "Dodge" the question? Will Mother Nature rear her ugly head this weekend? And is
Greg Biffle her son? Hmmm? What makes Happy Hour so darned happy? If Kenny
Wallace took a whole bottle of Stacker 2, could he catch that golf cart? And speaking
of golf carts....will we be able to see the famed golf cart race featuring Jeffie and Jimmie
on America's Funniest Racing Videos? Has Jr. drowned his sorrows in DMP Bootleg Beer
all week? Will Jimmy Durante...umm I mean Johnny Benson , repeat at the Rock? Does\
Ryan feel like a New Man, or is he still sore after his tumble? And is his new favorite
song an old Culture Club classic... "I'll Tumble for Ya"? Are we gonna have to listen
to Mikey gloat all fricken year? What the hell kind of gel is that in Tony's hair? Can you purchase that at Home Depot, or should you try Auto Zone? And doesn't Todd Bodine just wish he could wear gel? Can Jamie McMurry get any cuter?
And how long before cute little Casey Mears becomes a "target" for the ladies?
And will the final question of the week be answered.........
D A V E B L A N E Y ?????????
Keep watching on your local fox affiliate for the answers to these and more burning
questions on As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you by the following fine sponsors:
Corn Nuts
Spencer Crow Bars
M&M's
Baloney Burgers (the official sandwich of NASCAR)
Wallace Bogus Carb Capsules
Stacker 2
America's Funniest Racing Vidoes (available only on Hendrick TV Network)
DMP Bootleg Beer (official beverage of NASCAR)
Stewart Hair Gel (for a fast championship hair style)
Home Depot
Auto Zone (now selling hair gel..in the motor oil section)
Target
See ya next week.............
questions be answered:
Just exactly what is a lug nut? Is it similar to a corn nut? And just who in the world
has enough nerve to oblige Jimmy Spencer when he asks for some "wedge"?
How much horsepower does it take to remove that wedge? How well do M&M's go
with baloney burgers (the official sandwich of NASCAR)? Has Rusty gone on an
illegal "carb" diet, or will he "Dodge" the question? Will Mother Nature rear her ugly head this weekend? And is
Greg Biffle her son? Hmmm? What makes Happy Hour so darned happy? If Kenny
Wallace took a whole bottle of Stacker 2, could he catch that golf cart? And speaking
of golf carts....will we be able to see the famed golf cart race featuring Jeffie and Jimmie
on America's Funniest Racing Videos? Has Jr. drowned his sorrows in DMP Bootleg Beer
all week? Will Jimmy Durante...umm I mean Johnny Benson , repeat at the Rock? Does\
Ryan feel like a New Man, or is he still sore after his tumble? And is his new favorite
song an old Culture Club classic... "I'll Tumble for Ya"? Are we gonna have to listen
to Mikey gloat all fricken year? What the hell kind of gel is that in Tony's hair? Can you purchase that at Home Depot, or should you try Auto Zone? And doesn't Todd Bodine just wish he could wear gel? Can Jamie McMurry get any cuter?
And how long before cute little Casey Mears becomes a "target" for the ladies?
And will the final question of the week be answered.........
D A V E B L A N E Y ?????????
Keep watching on your local fox affiliate for the answers to these and more burning
questions on As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you by the following fine sponsors:
Corn Nuts
Spencer Crow Bars
M&M's
Baloney Burgers (the official sandwich of NASCAR)
Wallace Bogus Carb Capsules
Stacker 2
America's Funniest Racing Vidoes (available only on Hendrick TV Network)
DMP Bootleg Beer (official beverage of NASCAR)
Stewart Hair Gel (for a fast championship hair style)
Home Depot
Auto Zone (now selling hair gel..in the motor oil section)
Target
See ya next week.............
