As the Wheel Turns

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RoyalOrange

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This week, on another compelling episode of As the Wheel Turns....
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(also known as the Chad Knauss Charity Fund)
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Greg Biffle Halloween Masks

Let the wheel begin to turn.........
Will Dale Jarrett remember this trip to Kansas, or will he realize that it was all just a dream, and there is no place like home?
Will the road to Victory Lane be paved with yellow brick? Is the reason that Brett Bodine has failed to make the last 2 races because he broke into the Viagra trailer, stole some samples, so that he could spend more "quality time" with his sponsors? How many items has Jimmy Spencer forged and sold on e-bay? And will the Energizer Bunny car keep eating, and eating, and eating it's way through the field? How long before Rusty cuts a tire?
And now that Jeff has learned 3 new letters to the alphabet (DNF), just how often will he be using them? Will Chad Knauss and the #48 team win the $%*(#@$% championship? And how much will they have to contribute to the Daddy Needs an New Pair of $#%&*@#@ Shoes Fund? Will Jimmy be ready for that?
And again....could Ty Norris get any better looking? Was Jimmy Elledge really caught cheating, or was Greg Biffle so ugly that he SCARED him away till Bobby comes back? Hmmmm? And now that Tony has more free time on his hands since he isn't participating in extra curricular racing, will he pursue a new acting career, starring weekly on The People's Court? And will his souvinier trailer be selling t-shirts that read: I ACCUSED TONY STEWART OF ASSAULT, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT?
And will the following, most pressing question be answered:

Have you seen this man?
Call 1-800-Need A Ride!!
 
Brett has to make them sponsors happy. Good job once again.
 
RO,
Another fine installment of the turning wheel, thanks again.
 
And now that Jeff has learned 3 new letters to the alphabet (DNF), just how often will he be using them?


I vote weekly. hehehehehe



And will the following, most pressing question be answered:

Have you seen this man?
Call 1-800-Need A Ride!!

1-800-BAM-RACN
BuckSnot couldn't do any worse or wreck any quicker than what they've tried.


RO, you have a singular talent. Just do me one favor and don't pick on Ward. His typical performance is laughable enough.
 
We love Ward here at our house. He is my 10 year old daughter's favorite. Tony is my favorite, and I pick on him, so no one is safe. It's all in fun, I assure you. They can ALL be easy targets from week to week. I am glad you enjoy. And let's just hope Ward doesn't throw anything this weekend, or Tony doesn't hit anyone...because they are both fare game!! LOL!!!!!!
 
Are you meaning to imply Biffle fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, was taken back up and dropped again?
 
Hey now, Biffle is a reg. looking guy. I think he actually looks spiffy with his shades. Now, Bobby Hamilton Jr. looks and sounds a bit funny.
 
Greg Biffle's not that bad looking. He just looks like some sort of rodent, like a gopher, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing.
 
He does not! RPM...I'm gonna beat you again! This Wheel Turns Thing is a neat feature to this forum. Nice change of pace for the newbie here.
 
Just because some of us were given the ability to drive a race car over dashing good looks doesn't mean we should hate him.
 
Sorry, but Greg Biffle is butt.

Forget what I said about you knowing what women want, RPM. :p
 
Women don't want guys that look like rodents?

Come on, he's not that bad. He's not half as bad as Sprague. Hehe.
 
Hmmm...not sure who is worse.

Neither is a picnic.

I'll still take Sprague over Biffle. He's more manly, at least. :D
 
So you go for guys with the Devil eyebrowes? Good choice.

I guess I just don't understand women... *sigh*
 
show me a guy who says he understands women and i will show you a liar
 
Abooja, If you don't go for gopher boy, who do you go for? What type of non-rodent like characteristics you look for?
 
You understand me RPM...well sometimes...well...And...Jamie McMurray has NO rodent like characterisitcs...and don't even bring up the surfer boy crap.
 
Another great one RO:xxrotf:
Sorry I missed it the other nite, very busy week.

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
SelesFreak, I didn't say Surfer boy has rodent-like characteristics.
 
Originally posted by rpmallen
Abooja, If you don't go for gopher boy, who do you go for? What type of non-rodent like characteristics you look for?
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Tall, thinnish, goateed.

:D
 
Dang, abooja, I'm 2 for 3 on your list. Oh well, not a bad average.

So what drivers would fall in that range?
 
I can't think of a one...

Seriously, I don't go for any one particular type. I never thought I'd like a guy with red hair, but there you go.

It's the whole package we're going for, men... :D
 
Hey, red hair! Score another for RPM. What's your number abooja? I'm Joking!!! Hehe.

:p
 
Red hair....thinnish.....OMG, she's got the hots for Ricky Craven!!!

:ROFLMFAO:
 
But no goatee, TN-Ward-Fan. Gotta have the goatee.

Craven with a goatee. *chills*
 
It'd be like seeing Jeff Gordon with a mustasche all over again.
 
Hey now RPM, no collecting the numbers, you get one, I get one here... And yes I've grown to like the whiskas on guys :)
 
no one is stopping you, i say have at it...never know who ya might find
 
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