Baker's Dozen

Things You Might Or Do Hear At A Nascar Race


1. Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
2. "One beer is how much??"
3. Hear the fans boo certain drivers
4. "F-O-R-D--For Out Running Dale!!"
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Things You Might Or Do Hear At A Nascar Race


1. Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
2. "One beer is how much??"
3. Hear the fans boo certain drivers
4. "F-O-R-D--For Out Running Dale!!"
5. Me shouting along with the above crowd!
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Things You Might Or Do Hear At A Nascar Race


1. Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
2. "One beer is how much??"
3. Hear the fans boo certain drivers
4. "F-O-R-D--For Out Running Dale!!"
5. Me shouting along with the above crowd!
6. The crashing of Rousch's babyfood jar when he throws a fit.
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Things You Might Or Do Hear At A Nascar Race


1. Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
2. "One beer is how much??"
3. Hear the fans boo certain drivers
4. "F-O-R-D--For Out Running Dale!!"
5. Me shouting along with the above crowd!
6. The crashing of Rousch's babyfood jar when he throws a fit. (Keep it up, Fergster...)
7. Jimmy Spencer stealing the tires from your car.
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Things You Might Or Do Hear At A Nascar Race


1. Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
2. "One beer is how much??"
3. Hear the fans boo certain drivers
4. "F-O-R-D--For Out Running Dale!!"
5. Me shouting along with the above crowd!
6. The crashing of Rousch's babyfood jar when he throws a fit. (Keep it up, Fergster...)
7. Jimmy Spencer stealing the tires from your car.
8. The splash of paint thown from Jimmy's son...
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Things You Might Or Do Hear At A Nascar Race


1. Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
2. "One beer is how much??"
3. Hear the fans boo certain drivers
4. "F-O-R-D--For Out Running Dale!!"
5. Me shouting along with the above crowd!
6. The crashing of Rousch's babyfood jar when he throws a fit. (Keep it up, Fergster...)
7. Jimmy Spencer stealing the tires from your car.
8. The splash of paint thown from Jimmy's son...
9. (If one is a fan of Jr at Talladega) Throw beer cans on the track if The Chosen One doesn't win
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Things You Might Or Do Hear At A Nascar Race


1. Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
2. "One beer is how much??"
3. Hear the fans boo certain drivers
4. "F-O-R-D--For Out Running Dale!!"
5. Me shouting along with the above crowd!
6. The crashing of Rousch's babyfood jar when he throws a fit. (Keep it up, Fergster...)
7. Jimmy Spencer stealing the tires from your car.
8. The splash of paint thown from Jimmy's son...
9. (If one is a fan of Jr at Talladega) Throw beer cans on the track if The Chosen One doesn't win
10. "Hey want some beads?" :growl:
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Things You Might Or Do Hear At A Nascar Race


1. Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
2. "One beer is how much??"
3. Hear the fans boo certain drivers
4. "F-O-R-D--For Out Running Dale!!"
5. Me shouting along with the above crowd!
6. The crashing of Rousch's babyfood jar when he throws a fit. (Keep it up, Fergster...)
7. Jimmy Spencer stealing the tires from your car.
8. The splash of paint thown from Jimmy's son...
9. (If one is a fan of Jr at Talladega) Throw beer cans on the track if The Chosen One doesn't win
10. "Hey want some beads?"
11. Fergy purchasing said beads for his "Special little forum buddy"(BBWWWAAHHHHAAAHHAAA)
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Things You Might Or Do Hear At A Nascar Race


1. Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
2. "One beer is how much??"
3. Hear the fans boo certain drivers
4. "F-O-R-D--For Out Running Dale!!"
5. Me shouting along with the above crowd!
6. The crashing of Rousch's babyfood jar when he throws a fit. (Keep it up, Fergster...)
7. Jimmy Spencer stealing the tires from your car.
8. The splash of paint thown from Jimmy's son...
9. (If one is a fan of Jr at Talladega) Throw beer cans on the track if The Chosen One doesn't win
10. "Hey want some beads?"
11. Fergy purchasing said beads for his "Special little forum buddy"(BBWWWAAHHHHAAAHHAAA)
12. 97 asking Bow in the rest room "hey buddy, can you hold my purse i got to shake" :p
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Things You Might Or Do Hear At A Nascar Race


1. Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
2. "One beer is how much??"
3. Hear the fans boo certain drivers
4. "F-O-R-D--For Out Running Dale!!"
5. Me shouting along with the above crowd!
6. The crashing of Rousch's babyfood jar when he throws a fit. (Keep it up, Fergster...)
7. Jimmy Spencer stealing the tires from your car.
8. The splash of paint thown from Jimmy's son...
9. (If one is a fan of Jr at Talladega) Throw beer cans on the track if The Chosen One doesn't win
10. "Hey want some beads?"
11. Fergy purchasing said beads for his "Special little forum buddy"(BBWWWAAHHHHAAAHHAAA)
12. 97 asking Bow in the rest room "hey buddy, can you hold my purse i got to shake"
13. Bow saying "dude, lappy prefers it the other way around,I shake it for him, he holds his own purse." :p
 
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Reasons to skip work or school:

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Reasons to skip work or school:

1.Hang-over
2. Parents out of town
3. I bloody well felt like it!
4. Nice day for golfing.
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Reasons to skip work or school:

1.Hang-over
2. Parents out of town
3. I bloody well felt like it!
4. Nice day for golfing.
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Reasons to skip work or school:

1.Hang-over
2. Parents out of town
3. I bloody well felt like it!
4. Nice day for golfing.
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peyton shea said:
Reasons to skip work or school:

1.Hang-over
2. Parents out of town
3. I bloody well felt like it!
4. Nice day for golfing.
5. Or fishing.
6. Or snuggling.
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7. It's snowing to hard
 
Fergy purchasing said beads for his "Special little forum buddy"(BBWWWAAHHHHAAAHHAAA)
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This coming from a guy who won a bet to get his avatar back two days ago but still has a teletubbie?
 
Reasons to skip work or school:

1.Hang-over
2. Parents out of town
3. I bloody well felt like it!
4. Nice day for golfing.
5. Or fishing.
6. Or snuggling.
7. It's snowing to hard
8. Wife is out of town....
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Reasons to skip work or school:

1.Hang-over
2. Parents out of town
3. I bloody well felt like it!
4. Nice day for golfing.
5. Or fishing.
6. Or snuggling.
7. It's snowing to hard
8. Wife is out of town....
9. Actually sick
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Reasons to skip work or school:

1.Hang-over
2. Parents out of town
3. I bloody well felt like it!
4. Nice day for golfing.
5. Or fishing.
6. Or snuggling.
7. It's snowing to hard
8. Wife is out of town....
9. Actually sick
10. Spent night at "new girlfriend's" from the bar, but don't remember where she lives...
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Reasons to skip work or school:

1.Hang-over
2. Parents out of town
3. I bloody well felt like it!
4. Nice day for golfing.
5. Or fishing.
6. Or snuggling.
7. It's snowing to hard
8. Wife is out of town....
9. Actually sick
10. Spent night at "new girlfriend's" from the bar, but don't remember where she lives...
11.Listened repeatedly to Johhny Paycheck's "Take this job and shove it" song until the encoded subliminal messages contained within it FINALLY have an impact.
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Reasons to skip work or school:

1.Hang-over
2. Parents out of town
3. I bloody well felt like it!
4. Nice day for golfing.
5. Or fishing.
6. Or snuggling.
7. It's snowing to hard
8. Wife is out of town....
9. Actually sick
10. Spent night at "new girlfriend's" from the bar, but don't remember where she lives...
11.Listened repeatedly to Johhny Paycheck's "Take this job and shove it" song until the encoded subliminal messages contained within it FINALLY have an impact.
12. The game of the year is coming on and your sick leave balance is in triple digits....
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Reasons to skip work or school:

1.Hang-over
2. Parents out of town
3. I bloody well felt like it!
4. Nice day for golfing.
5. Or fishing.
6. Or snuggling.
7. It's snowing to hard
8. Wife is out of town....
9. Actually sick
10. Spent night at "new girlfriend's" from the bar, but don't remember where she lives...
11.Listened repeatedly to Johhny Paycheck's "Take this job and shove it" song until the encoded subliminal messages contained within it FINALLY have an impact.
12. The game of the year is coming on and your sick leave balance is in triple digits....
13. Two words - conference call.




Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
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Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
2. Mayo and Banana Sandwich
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Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
2. Mayo and Banana Sandwich
3. Banana and peanut butter sammich
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Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
2. Mayo and Banana Sandwich
3. Banana and peanut butter sammich
4. Creamcheese and jelly sandwich
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Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
2. Mayo and Banana Sandwich
3. Banana and peanut butter sammich
4. Creamcheese and jelly sandwich
5. Grits and Grape Jelly mixed together
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Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
2. Mayo and Banana Sandwich
3. Banana and peanut butter sammich
4. Creamcheese and jelly sandwich
5. Grits and Grape Jelly mixed together
6. Spinach and eggs mixed
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Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
2. Mayo and Banana Sandwich
3. Banana and peanut butter sammich
4. Creamcheese and jelly sandwich
5. Grits and Grape Jelly mixed together
6. Spinach and eggs mixed
7. Fried Okra dipped in Ketchup
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Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
2. Mayo and Banana Sandwich
3. Banana and peanut butter sammich
4. Creamcheese and jelly sandwich
5. Grits and Grape Jelly mixed together
6. Spinach and eggs mixed
7. Fried Okra dipped in Ketchup
8. Blueberry and lemon cake*gag*
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Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
2. Mayo and Banana Sandwich
3. Banana and peanut butter sammich
4. Creamcheese and jelly sandwich
5. Grits and Grape Jelly mixed together
6. Spinach and eggs mixed
7. Fried Okra dipped in Ketchup
8. Blueberry and lemon cake*gag*
9. French Fries dipped in mayo
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Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
2. Mayo and Banana Sandwich
3. Banana and peanut butter sammich
4. Creamcheese and jelly sandwich
5. Grits and Grape Jelly mixed together
6. Spinach and eggs mixed
7. Fried Okra dipped in Ketchup
8. Blueberry and lemon cake*gag*
9. French Fries dipped in mayo
10.Eggs amd ketchup
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Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
2. Mayo and Banana Sandwich
3. Banana and peanut butter sammich
4. Creamcheese and jelly sandwich
5. Grits and Grape Jelly mixed together
6. Spinach and eggs mixed
7. Fried Okra dipped in Ketchup
8. Blueberry and lemon cake*gag*
9. French Fries dipped in mayo
10.Eggs amd ketchup
11. Pork and Beans with mayo
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Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
2. Mayo and Banana Sandwich
3. Banana and peanut butter sammich
4. Creamcheese and jelly sandwich
5. Grits and Grape Jelly mixed together
6. Spinach and eggs mixed
7. Fried Okra dipped in Ketchup
8. Blueberry and lemon cake*gag*
9. French Fries dipped in mayo
10.Eggs amd ketchup
11. Pork and Beans with mayo
12. Chocolate and peanutbutter with M&Ms
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Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

1. Sausage biscuits with grape jelly on 'em
2. Mayo and Banana Sandwich
3. Banana and peanut butter sammich
4. Creamcheese and jelly sandwich
5. Grits and Grape Jelly mixed together
6. Spinach and eggs mixed
7. Fried Okra dipped in Ketchup
8. Blueberry and lemon cake*gag*
9. French Fries dipped in mayo
10.Eggs amd ketchup
11. Pork and Beans with mayo
12. Chocolate and peanutbutter with M&Ms
13. Buttered Popcorn with Peanut M&M's
 
Comfort Foods

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peyton shea said:
Odd food combinations you actually have eaten

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Is this some kind of communist plot?????? :eek2:
 
Comfort Foods

1. Mashed Potatoes
2. Biscuits
3. Chocolate
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