Two cowboys were talking and expressing their opinions on the best positions to have sex. The one said, "I prefer the rodeo style myself." To which the other asked, "What's the rodeo style? I don't think I ever heard of that one." The first cowboy answered, "That's where you mount from the rear and reach around, take a boob in each hand and whisper in your lovers ear, gee, they feel just like your sisters. Then see if you can hold on for thirty seconds."