blonde jokes

Discussion in 'Grin & Bare It Bar and Grill' started by jrracer, Jul 22, 2018.

  1. jrracer

    jrracer Crew Chief

    a blonde woman gets home checks he computer and it says you have mail what does she do runs to the mail box,lol ;)
     
  2. Bobw

    Bobw Team Owner

    How do you know a blonde stuffs her bra?
    You can see the outline of the Kleenex box under her clothing....
     
  3. Betsy

    Betsy Team Owner

    A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again…for no reason.”

    The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?”

    The brunette says, “Oh sure... but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”

    The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

    Betsy
     
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  4. sdj

    sdj Just a race fan

    ^^^:lol2:^^^ good one!
     
  5. BobbyFord

    BobbyFord Resident Gearhead Contributor

    Two blondes on opposite sides of a river suddenly spot each other.
    One hollers across, “How do I get to the other side?”
    The other one responds, “You ARE on the other side.”
     
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  6. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    Blondes are more fun...
     

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