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a blonde woman gets home checks he computer and it says you have mail what does she do runs to the mail box,lol ;)
 
How do you know a blonde stuffs her bra?
You can see the outline of the Kleenex box under her clothing....
 
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again…for no reason.”

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?”

The brunette says, “Oh sure... but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

Betsy
 
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Two blondes on opposite sides of a river suddenly spot each other.
One hollers across, “How do I get to the other side?”
The other one responds, “You ARE on the other side.”
 
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Blondes are more fun...
 
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