Car Keys

[Zerkfitting]

They weren't in my pockets.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right.

The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"

Welcome to the golden years..............

 

[Racer1930]

Young attractive lady is upset at the Mall..."my opener won't work and I'm locked out!...maybe the little battery thingy is out of stuff?" (horrors).

Older fella - "Did you try this other key in the door lock?"

Young Lady: "Oh, that's cool...and you say that is a door lock?"

"yep...carry on"

"But that was so nice of you - let me have sex with you before I leave"

"Well...sure Honey"

(later) Older Fella to friend across the way: "You getting any action over there?"

"yep...twice...you gotta come over here by the SUVs"

"will do - these battery blockers are great"