Charlotte RACE thread ---

[RacerrecaR]

Bad news is..you still live in Wisconsin..

No regrets about living in a state with 20,000 lakes, tons of rivers, vast thick forest, rolling hills, flat plains, and more beer, meat, & cheese that greatly exceeds your heart's content

 

[ToyYoda]

And rednecks can come from anywhere.

Like Jeff Foxworthy once said, go 20 miles outside of any city in America and you'll find rednecks.

 

[Mopardh9]

How many laps left. ..I may need more Tequila

 

[DUN24]

Amazing that the #42 took that long to hit the wall

Hit oil and hit the wall, that hit led to this tire failure. Speak kindly about your points leader.

 

[ChexOrWrex]

"Hey Erik, Chad came down here and shoved all 7 of his rings down my throat... how about pull up in your box this time"

 

[2 Sweet]

Denny hamlin is a bitch

 

[jws926]

Nice, the 78 got beat off of pit road

 

[RacerrecaR]

How many laps left. ..I may need more Tequila

106. Same age I'll be by the time this race ends

 

[FLRacingFan]

#11 team have killer stops.

 

[Kiante]

Phuck this race

You okai?

Let me put some salt on your fries...

 

[DUN24]

This race is gayyyyyyyy

 

[StandOnIt]

as usual Hamlin's crew throws him up there

 

[Michfan]

"Hey Erik, Chad came down here and shoved all 7 of his rings down my throat... how about pull up in your box this time"

 

[DSquad48]

FFS

 

[jws926]

106. Same age I'll be by the time this race ends

color me shocked, I thought you were 106

 

[Mopardh9]

Nice, the 78 got beat off of pit road

Yeh but 2 laps and he'll be 1.5 Seconds in the lead.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

This Coca-Commercial 600 has been a snoozefest. Thank goodness I live in a state where alcohol is dirt cheap.

I'm more awake now after my nap, so I may start drinking again...

 

[jws926]

You okai?

Let me put some salt on your fries...

french fries? where ?

 

[StandOnIt]

And rednecks can come from anywhere.

cold necks.

 

[Naitch]

This race could cure insomnia.

 

[Mopardh9]

I'm more awake now after my nap, so I may start drinking again...

You have to that is a rule!

 

[DSquad48]

Stinkhouse leading the field.

Gonna be an interesting 5 laps

 

[jws926]

Yeh but 2 laps and he'll be 1.5 Seconds in the lead.

Yes, more than likely that is what will happen.

 

[Racer1930]

Like Jeff Foxworthy once said, go 20 miles outside of any city in America and you'll find rednecks.

They always say about Pennsylvania - it's Philly and Pittsburgh with Alabama in the middle

 

[Kiante]

This race is gayyyyyyyy

 

[StandOnIt]

impossible to get a rhythm with more commercials than racing

 

[ToyYoda]

cold necks.

That would make them bluenecks.

 

[DUN24]

Elliott: Hits debris, slides around, gets nailed from behind

Blaney: Breaks an axle

Larson: slides up the wall in oil, kills already injured right front.

Lame.

 

[Naitch]

They always say about Pennsylvania - it's Philly and Pittsburgh with Alabama in the middle

Central Pennsylvania is very beautiful though.

 

[jws926]

byebye Ricky

 

[Kiante]

french fries? where ?

Spaghetti.

 

[ToyYoda]

Stinkhouse leading the field.

Gonna be an interesting 5 laps

Stenhouse went from 1st to 97th in a half a lap.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

First to last in one lap. Impressive.

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Zoomed in so far on the #14 I could see Clint pickin his nose

 

[DSquad48]

Stenhouse didn't try to hold anybody up...

He failed.

 

[jws926]

Spaghetti.

No , french fries

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Stenhouse nearly caused several wrecks falling backwards. Geez.

 

[jws926]

Yay, its an Ebay Motor's Race Break

 

[DUN24]

I was hoping Stenhouse would wad everyone up. Not gonna lie.

 

[Racer1930]

106. Same age I'll be by the time this race ends

When I buy beer at the local Kroger store the guy I know just lets me punch my own birthday into the system...I always put in 9/30/1902...