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TexasRaceLady

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Sorry, gentlemen. LOL Actually, my hubby might benefit from some of these classes --- particularly Topic 7. hehehe
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Classes For Men at Our Local Learning Center for Adults
Sign Up By August 25th...

NOTE: Due to the complexity & difficulty level of these courses, a maximum of 8 participants will be accepted for each.

Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays.
Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?
Round table discussion.

Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the
seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub?
Group practice.

Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper
and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.

Topic 6 - Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming, "have you seen my..."
Open forum.

Topic 8 - Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
health.
Graphics & audiotape.

Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real life testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
parks?
Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role-playing.

Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

**Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.
 
thanks trl, lmao. i had to send that one out to some others, lol:p
 
O...Too bad I already do every one of those Things perfectly;)
 
OMG, #2 and #6 are soooo dead on! I refer to the remote control as his "binky".
 
LOL, those are pretty good Texas. I am pleased to say I would not need those advanced courses, lol.
 
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Damn I hope my wife doesn't read this. lmao

Good one TexasRaceLady:D
 
I'll tell you what, My G/F would be more suitable for that class then me beleive it or not! :D
 
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