Sorry, gentlemen. LOL Actually, my hubby might benefit from some of these classes --- particularly Topic 7. hehehe
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Classes For Men at Our Local Learning Center for Adults
Sign Up By August 25th...
NOTE: Due to the complexity & difficulty level of these courses, a maximum of 8 participants will be accepted for each.
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays.
Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the
seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub?
Group practice.
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper
and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming, "have you seen my..."
Open forum.
Topic 8 - Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
health.
Graphics & audiotape.
Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real life testimonials.
Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
parks?
Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role-playing.
Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
**Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.
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Classes For Men at Our Local Learning Center for Adults
Sign Up By August 25th...
NOTE: Due to the complexity & difficulty level of these courses, a maximum of 8 participants will be accepted for each.
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays.
Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the
seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub?
Group practice.
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper
and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming, "have you seen my..."
Open forum.
Topic 8 - Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
health.
Graphics & audiotape.
Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real life testimonials.
Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
parks?
Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role-playing.
Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
**Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.