thought this was cute........:)

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood
in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a
huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked,"What are
all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
your clock will move.""Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock
is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Hillary. "And whose clock is that
one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe
told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's
clock?" asked Hillary. "Bill's clock is in Jesus'
office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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