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stridsberry
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A man goes into his doctor's office for an annual physical.
After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry
Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only
allows you another 6 weeks to live."
"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt
better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there
anything I can do?"
After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going
down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath
every day."
Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"
"No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the
dirt."
After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry
Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only
allows you another 6 weeks to live."
"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt
better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there
anything I can do?"
After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going
down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath
every day."
Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"
"No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the
dirt."