Cowhand gets married.

[Flametamer]

An old cowhand was soon to be wed. While talking about it to a friend, the friend suggested he take her to a nice hotel in the city and get a suite to enhance the mood for their first night.
The cowhand calls a nice hotel, "I'd like to reserve a suite for my honeymoon".
The clerk asks "Would you like the bridal"
The cowhand replies "Naw, I'll just hold her by the ears until she gets used to it."

 

[Whizzer]

Flametamer, you must be very, very young. The joke you posted I heard on the Mayflower just before it docked.

But it still rates a grin.

 

[Flametamer]

Well gee, whiz, I was not on the Mayflower! :lol:

 

[Whizzer]

Originally posted by Flametamer@Oct 21 2004, 10:39 PM
Well gee, whiz, I was not on the Mayflower! :lol:

I know. I still have the passenger list.

 

[97forever]

BWWAHHHAAAHHHAA!!!!

 

[42ILoveU]

:lol:

 

[WideOpenPhoto]

 

[nascarup]

:lol: Get'r done!

 

[bowtie]