buckaroo
Here kitty, kitty, kitty
Just got this from a friend of mine in Illinois. These are my Bears! 
DA BEARS
Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears and the Taliban ?
A . The Taliban has a running game
Q. What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Chicago Bears player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.
Q. Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A. Soldier Field - they never get a touchdown there.
Q. Why doesn't Rockford have a professional football team?
A. Because then Chicago would want one.
Q. Why was Dick Jauron upset when the Bears playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A. The Chicago Bears.
Q. What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How can you tell when the Chicago Bears are going to run the
football?
A. Anthony Thomas leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
DA BEARS
Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears and the Taliban ?
A . The Taliban has a running game
Q. What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Chicago Bears player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.
Q. Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A. Soldier Field - they never get a touchdown there.
Q. Why doesn't Rockford have a professional football team?
A. Because then Chicago would want one.
Q. Why was Dick Jauron upset when the Bears playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A. The Chicago Bears.
Q. What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How can you tell when the Chicago Bears are going to run the
football?
A. Anthony Thomas leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.