Daytona 500 Predictions

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Yes that's right ladies and gentlemen.. you didn't think I forgot did you? ;)

Okay so it's about time to run The great American Race... what's going to happen?



My predictions

Austin won't lead the first lap from the pole but will be strong and lead 13 laps in the race, but will not finish.
Danica won't lead any laps.. and will fade into obscurity before wrecking with her bf.
Tony Stewart will do something stupid, take out at least 7 cars but not himself.
Michael Waltrip will be the highest finishing driver not running for points.
At least 3 Chevys and 2 Toyotas will blow up.
One of the HMS cars will prevent one of their teammates from winning the race.
A Ford will win it, followed by a Toyota, the highest finishing Chevy will be 6th.
 
SlicedBread22 said:
Yes that's right ladies and gentlemen.. you didn't think I forgot did you? ;)

Okay so it's about time to run The great American Race... what's going to happen?



My predictions

Austin won't lead the first lap from the pole but will be strong and lead 13 laps in the race, but will not finish.
Danica won't lead any laps.. and will fade into obscurity before wrecking with her bf.
Tony Stewart will do something stupid, take out at least 7 cars but not himself.
Michael Waltrip will be the highest finishing driver not running for points.
At least 3 Chevys and 2 Toyotas will blow up.
One of the HMS cars will prevent one of their teammates from winning the race.
A Ford will win it, followed by a Toyota, the highest finishing Chevy will be 6th.
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Wow. You should have your own TV show.
 
FenderBumper said:
Wow. You should have your own TV show.
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I really should.. lol you think that's good you should see how I talk in my Facebook fantasy league and the NASCAR group I admin for over there. People would think I represent NASCAR lol... if it didn't say that it is Non official fan operated page.
 
SlicedBread22 said:
I really should.. lol you think that's good you should see how I talk in my Facebook fantasy league and the NASCAR group I admin for over there. People would think I represent NASCAR lol... if it didn't say that it is Non official fan operated page.
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You have nascar in your blood. I can't stand FB....wait....
 
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SlicedBread22 said:
Yes that's right ladies and gentlemen.. you didn't think I forgot did you? ;)

Okay so it's about time to run The great American Race... what's going to happen?



My predictions

Austin won't lead the first lap from the pole but will be strong and lead 13 laps in the race, but will not finish.
Danica won't lead any laps.. and will fade into obscurity before wrecking with her bf.
Tony Stewart will do something stupid, take out at least 7 cars but not himself.
Michael Waltrip will be the highest finishing driver not running for points.
At least 3 Chevys and 2 Toyotas will blow up.
One of the HMS cars will prevent one of their teammates from winning the race.
A Ford will win it, followed by a Toyota, the highest finishing Chevy will be 6th.
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BURP.
 
I know the Toyotas stunk up the joint in qualifying, but I'm predicting Matt Kenseth picks up his 3rd Daytona 500 win on Sunday.
 
I predict that Lisa will wear her new Kurt Busch shirt and will even post a pic of it for everyone. :)


I predict that Happy Harvick will come from the back and win the 500. Kurt will finish top 5.
 
I made it my bold prediction so I'll repeat it here (and will have to in the Big Dawgs as well) 1st Hamlin, 2nd Kenseth.

I also foresee Newman turning at least one of the other RCR cars with overagressive bump drafting and predict that the first driver to mention going 'on to Phoenix next week' be Jeff Gordon.

Keselowski will be responsible for at least 50% of the coming carnage and crumpled sheet metal.

Biffle will hang near there front much of the race but will have no friends near the end and fade.

Edwards will do something stupid by lap 100.

Kurt Busch will finish top 5, the best of all SHR teams.
 
Some of my predictions

Top 5 in descending order

5. Joey Logano
4. Jamie McMurray
3. Dale Earnhardt Jr
2. Kevin Harvick
1. Denny Hamlin

- Carl Edwards will end up upside down at some point
- Tony Stewart will hit the wall again and there will be un-needed concern for his leg
- Danica will wreck herself by driving in the grass AGAIN for no apparent reason while trying to stay clear of others wrecking. Then in an interview will state that she thought she was clear of the incident........goddamnit
- Kyle Busch will nmot make it past the half way point of the race
- The first caution will be on lap 7 and it will involve 6 cars, 5 of which will be knocked out of the race, the #4 will be involved but wont be knocked out. The #3 will make contact with the #2 after losing the #1 position on the track
 
RP tracks are a complete shot in the dark. Any one of 40 cars could win the thing. That being said, I'll just predict that Jeff Gordon will win because he's my favorite driver. :)
 
Other predictions:

80% of the pre-race show will be about Austin Dillon and the return of the #3.

At least one of the Fox commentators will talk about how Danica is "learning", even though this will be her 47th Sprint Cup start.

At least one of the Fox commentators will reference the "new" Kyle Busch.

Tony Stewart will block somebody, then get mad when somebody blocks him.

Kurt Busch will drop the first f-bomb to his crew by Lap 10.

The safety crew will breathe a sigh of relief that Juan Pablo Montoya is not in the field this year.

At least one team that usually S&P's will finish in the Top 10.
 
ToyYoda said:
Other predictions:

80% of the pre-race show will be about Austin Dillon and the return of the #3.

At least one of the Fox commentators will talk about how Danica is "learning", even though this will be her 47th Sprint Cup start.

At least one of the Fox commentators will reference the "new" Kyle Busch.

Tony Stewart will block somebody, then get mad when somebody blocks him.

Kurt Busch will drop the first f-bomb to his crew by Lap 10.

The safety crew will breathe a sigh of relief that Juan Pablo Montoya is not in the field this year.

At least one team that usually S&P's will finish in the Top 10.
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So other than that in bold, nothing new? ;)
 
SlicedBread22 said:
Come on FB humour me and make some predictions :D
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OK.

1) The official starter will forget to say '..and lady'. Danica will fail to leave pit road and go 3 laps down.
2) Richard will force Kyle to let his hair down and wear a G-string in a desperate attempt to get a sponsor for Kyle's return to racing. Thankfully, they will fail.
3) Brad Keselowski will accuse the HMS Chevy's of intentionally oiling the track in an attempt to beat him.
4) Samantha Busch will leave the track with Kyle Petty. Neither will ever be seen again.
5) On lap 495, Slicedbread22 and Kyle18fan will announce their engagement.
6) On lap 497, Slicedbread22 and Kyle18fan will argue over which is tastier, Croutons or M&M's.
7) Joey Logano will win the 500 by a neck over Ryan Newman.
8) Paul Menard will mention his sponsors name during a pit road interview.
9) After the race, Parker Kligerman will announce he is retiring to become a valet at Butters.

I'm exhausted.
 
FenderBumper said:
OK.

1) The official starter will forget to say '..and lady'. Danica will fail to leave pit road and go 3 laps down.
2) Richard will force Kyle to let his hair down and wear a G-string in a desperate attempt to get a sponsor for Kyle's return to racing. Thankfully, they will fail.
3) Brad Keselowski will accuse the HMS Chevy's of intentionally oiling the track in an attempt to beat him.
4) Samantha Busch will leave the track with Kyle Petty. Neither will ever be seen again.
5) On lap 495, Slicedbread22 and Kyle18fan will announce their engagement.
6) On lap 497, Slicedbread22 and Kyle18fan will argue over which is tastier, Croutons or M&M's.
7) Joey Logano will win the 500 by a neck over Ryan Newman.
8) Paul Menard will mention his sponsors name during a pit road interview.
9) After the race, Parker Kligerman will announce he is retiring to become a valet at Butters.

I'm exhausted.
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There's only 200 laps, but that's still damn funny.
 
I want Tony to win his first 500 already. So my vote is him.
 
FenderBumper said:
OK.

1) The official starter will forget to say '..and lady'. Danica will fail to leave pit road and go 3 laps down.
2) Richard will force Kyle to let his hair down and wear a G-string in a desperate attempt to get a sponsor for Kyle's return to racing. Thankfully, they will fail.
3) Brad Keselowski will accuse the HMS Chevy's of intentionally oiling the track in an attempt to beat him.
4) Samantha Busch will leave the track with Kyle Petty. Neither will ever be seen again.
5) On lap 495, Slicedbread22 and Kyle18fan will announce their engagement.
6) On lap 497, Slicedbread22 and Kyle18fan will argue over which is tastier, Croutons or M&M's.
7) Joey Logano will win the 500 by a neck over Ryan Newman.
8) Paul Menard will mention his sponsors name during a pit road interview.
9) After the race, Parker Kligerman will announce he is retiring to become a valet at Butters.

I'm exhausted.
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:XXROFL:
 
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