Death Bed Wishes

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  1. sdj

    sdj Just a race fan

    Deathbed Wishes:
    Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed
    and knows the end is near.
    His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him….
    He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to
    record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
    “My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses.”
    “My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and
    “My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon
    Government Center.”
    “Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the
    bayside on Blackwater Sound.”
    The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive
    holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, “Mrs.
    Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have
    accumulated all this property.”
    The wife replies, “The ******* had a paper route.”
  2. TexasRaceLady

    TexasRaceLady Plank Owner Contributor

    Oh, geez --- almost spilled a great cup of coffee.
    Magnethead, sdj and Johali like this.

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