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Vix
Guest
Top ten no-no's in racing?
Show your smarts.
and don't forget your sense of humor
Show your smarts.
and don't forget your sense of humor
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Walrus_3
Guest
Vix,
Are we going to be graded on these answers?
1) Don't piss off Mr. Helton
2) Don't turn right (exceptions: Sears Pt.-W.G.)
3) Don't bump Spencer outta the way
4) Don't fight with G. Biffle (during or after NCTS races)
5) Don't bad mouth Na$car on your radio
6) Don't miss minimum weight when quaifying on the pole
7) Don't plan on winning restrictor plate races unless you drive for DEI
8) Don't forget the yellow lines are out of bounds at R.P. tracks
9) No jumping on the roof in V-lane anymore
10) See #1
I hope these work, and BTW what's a sense of humor?
Are we going to be graded on these answers?
1) Don't piss off Mr. Helton
2) Don't turn right (exceptions: Sears Pt.-W.G.)
3) Don't bump Spencer outta the way
4) Don't fight with G. Biffle (during or after NCTS races)
5) Don't bad mouth Na$car on your radio
6) Don't miss minimum weight when quaifying on the pole
7) Don't plan on winning restrictor plate races unless you drive for DEI
8) Don't forget the yellow lines are out of bounds at R.P. tracks
9) No jumping on the roof in V-lane anymore
10) See #1
I hope these work, and BTW what's a sense of humor?
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Awesome_Bill
Guest
1.Follow The rules 
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.......Thats all you need to know
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.......Thats all you need to know
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6_17_97_99
Guest
#1-10....be politically correct or get fined
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sgbg88
Guest
Top Ten Rules for Nascar: 1-10 Don't get caught NOT following the rules! Can you say I'm sorry Mr. Helton?
Can you say I'm sorry Mr. Helton?
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TN-Ward-Fan
Guest
1. Don't try to pass on a plate race unless your car number is 8.
2. Don't run out of gas coming out of turn 4.
3. Don't put a live radio from Rusty's car on TV.
4. Don't interview Geoff Bodine on TV unless you have at least 10 minutes.
5. Don't get between Jimmy Spencer and anything edible.
6. Don't ask Robert Yates for a one year contract.
7. Don't have a pit crew full of Muppets at Chicago.
8. Don't win the Daytona 500 with your best car.
9. Don't get caught. Period.
10. Don't attempt to memorize the rule book, it'll change by the time the ink dries.
2. Don't run out of gas coming out of turn 4.
3. Don't put a live radio from Rusty's car on TV.
4. Don't interview Geoff Bodine on TV unless you have at least 10 minutes.
5. Don't get between Jimmy Spencer and anything edible.
6. Don't ask Robert Yates for a one year contract.
7. Don't have a pit crew full of Muppets at Chicago.
8. Don't win the Daytona 500 with your best car.
9. Don't get caught. Period.
10. Don't attempt to memorize the rule book, it'll change by the time the ink dries.