Drivers as definitions

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Here's an idea I had. Take a NASCAR driver, and use something they're known for as their definition.

Ex. Kevin Lepage - Driving in front of the entire field, driving 100mph under what everyone else is going, and expecting things to go fine

And mine is
Matt Kenseth - The cause of all of NASCAR's rules
 
Kyle Busch - punk ass bitch
Denny Hamlin - punk ass bitch #2 but quickly working his way past kdb if he keeps up
Austin Dillon - spoiled rich kid completely undeserving to drive the #3. Lucked into a win at the coke 600 and took a dirty shot (that in his defense, 99.9% of drivers would have taken) to win the Daytona 500


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Biggreen695 said:
Kyle Busch - punk ass bitch
Denny Hamlin - punk ass bitch #2 but quickly working his way past kdb if he keeps up



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Yeah, with Denny around, Kyle has moved up to the third most likeable guy on that team. ;)
 
Daniel Suarez-speaker of English better then all the people on Twitter who tell him to get out of nascar
 
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imo, a driver definition should define a particular driver and no one else.

such as . . . .

7-time winner of the Daytona 500
 
Kyle Busch - to have world-class driving abilities coupled with verbal diarrhea.
Denny Hamlin - realizing his career is nearing its end coupled, spewing verbal diarrhea, and taking Adderall.
Jimmie Johnson - a driver humbly accepting his position as the GOAT.
Junior - a character, not a driver*. *but he is plate track Jesus
Dillon - NASCAR nepotism.
 
Bill Elliott- First winner of the Winston Million.
- Fastest NASCAR driver at Talladega
-Won the Most Popular Driver Award so many times they named it after him..
 
I'll try to do this in one word for each driver:

Brad Keselowski - Grandstander
Austin Dillon - Nepotism
Chase Elliott - Bridesmaid
Denny Hamlin - Delusional
Ryan Blaney - Relatable
Kyle Busch - Controversial
Joey Logano - Goofball
Ryan Newman - Engineer
Kyle Larson - Wheelman
Jimmie Johnson - Championships
Martin Truex, Jr. - Adversity
 
This has to be up there as one of the worst thread ideas.. might as well be titled "I found a new way for you guys to share your hatred."

I've seen worse though lol
 
be9ak7ts16 said:
Bill Elliott- First winner of the Winston Million.
- Fastest NASCAR driver at Talladega
-Won the Most Popular Driver Award so many times they named it after him..
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Awesome Bill from Dawsonville
 
ToyYoda said:
I'll try to do this in one word for each driver:

Brad Keselowski - Grandstander
Austin Dillon - Nepotism
Chase Elliott - Bridesmaid
Denny Hamlin - Delusional
Ryan Blaney - Relatable
Kyle Busch - Controversial
Joey Logano - Goofball
Ryan Newman - Engineer
Kyle Larson - Wheelman
Jimmie Johnson - Championships
Martin Truex, Jr. - Adversity
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I don't understand the Joey name. Is it because you don't like his smile?
 
Team Penske said:
I don't understand the Joey name. Is it because you don't like his smile?
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I mean, who could resist that million dollar smile?

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Million dollar smile and the bank account isn't to bad either.
Joey for President.
 
Kezelowki is a Horse of course

Logano is Butthead (as in Beavis)

Denny is Dopey

Chase is Polite

Kyle is Prickly

Austin is Silver Spoons

Kasey is Snakebit

Trevor is Smoke and Mirrors

Ryan N is Fed up

Kevin is Ass wipe

Clint is Career over (he just doesn't know it yet)

Kurt is One more year
 
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