Drivers You Love to Hate

Back when Mike Bliss used to run Cup races regularly I plain didn't like this douchey looking guy. He was always trying to be relevant when he was just a lap turner. I always found something off with that guy.

Then there is Denny Hamlin, guy acts like a big shot and thinks he walks on clouds. Self explanatory why I dont care for the guy.

Although I will say that my dislike for those guys have simmered down some because they're barely a blip on the map these days. I'm sure once Hamlin gets back to form (If he ever does) he'll go back to his captain douchebag ways.

Current driver I am starting to not like its Brad.

Dude talks alot of nonsense.
 
Current driver I am starting to not like its Brad.

Dude talks alot of nonsense.
Come on...he's the best interview in NASCAR, and slowly becoming one of the best interviews in professional sports! He's got the perfect combination of intelligence, calmness, candor, and punk-assed-know-nothing-kid-bitchyness. Each microphone in front of his face is like a chainsaw. Sometimes he juggles them brilliantly, and we're all like, "yay...that was cool!" Other times, he opens a huge gash on his face, and we're all like, "dude...what the sh*t?!" And when we're really lucky, the chainsaws just start flying in every direction, and we all get to remember where we were the day it happened...
 
Come on...he's the best interview in NASCAR, and slowly becoming one of the best interviews in professional sports! He's got the perfect combination of intelligence, calmness, candor, and punk-assed-know-nothing-kid-bitchyness. Each microphone in front of his face is like a chainsaw. Sometimes he juggles them brilliantly, and we're all like, "yay...that was cool!" Other times, he opens a huge gash on his face, and we're all like, "dude...what the sh*t?!" And when we're really lucky, the chainsaws just start flying in every direction, and we all get to remember where we were the day it happened...
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Other times, he opens a huge gash on his face, and we're all like, "dude...what the sh*t?!"

Make that 85% of the time, or simply most of the time.

When he's not accusing other organization of cheating he's talking about what's best for the sport and that's not having "doctors" come in and run the sport.

He's probably worst than Kyle Busch in that aspect. At least Busch knows when to shut up about certain things.
 
I'll gladly take 85%. Isn't that why we watch interviews? Seriously. Has anyone once come running in from the other room because Marcus Ambrose was talking about what a great champion Jimmie Johnson is?????? Please. As soon as BK starts blindly throwing knives, I immediately set my DVR to record, just so I can go back and analyze every single morbid detail.
 
I'll gladly take 85%. Isn't that why we watch interviews? Seriously. Has anyone once come running in from the other room because Marcus Ambrose was talking about what a great champion Jimmie Johnson is?????? Please. As soon as BK starts blindly throwing knives, I immediately set my DVR to record, just so I can go back and analyze every single morbid detail.

So its good for TV, doesn't make it good for the man himself. That's a fine way to burn bridges in a hurry.
 
I'll gladly take 85%. Isn't that why we watch interviews? Seriously. Has anyone once come running in from the other room because Marcus Ambrose was talking about what a great champion Jimmie Johnson is?????? Please. As soon as BK starts blindly throwing knives, I immediately set my DVR to record, just so I can go back and analyze every single morbid detail.
I may be wrong but I think that makes you kinda weird. To me BK's interviews, tweets, texts etc are like dill pickles one is okay but 2 or more is an overdose.
 
So its good for TV, doesn't make it good for the man himself. That's a fine way to burn bridges in a hurry.
Hey, I love good TV...his bridges aren't my problem!*



*until I'm back on here 5 years from now talking about how awesome BK is because I'm being paid to fix bridges...
 
Drivers I cannot stand to watch:

Dillion bros
Logano
Brad K


Driver's that kind of make me go blah:
Johnson
Edwards
Kyle Busch (mainly in trucks and NNS)
Hamlin
Stenhouse
Bowyer
Kenseth
Burton
 
I can't stand Denny Hamlin, for all the reasons mentioned in this thread. And something about his face makes me feel like punching him. I'm not sure why exactly; I guess he's that kind of person where you can tell he's a total douchebag just by looking at his face. He's also overrated as a driver. I don't think he is talented enough to be racing for Gibbs. He is an average (at best) driver. I really don't understand how anyone can be a Hamlin fan.

Carl Edwards is another one I don't like. He's a good driver, but his fake personality is really annoying. The dude is as phony as it gets. Oh, and the backflip is stupid.

Clint Bowyer I don't care for. He drove like a complete tool for the majority of 2012, and the way he acted after the Richmond thing really rubbed me the wrong way, so there's that.
 
Drivers I don't like:
Carl Edwards (for a while he was in the hate category than I heard some nice things he did)
Clint Bowyer (only because of richmond and some stuff I have heard about him)
Jeff Gordon
David Stremme
Ryan Newman
JJ Yeley

Drivers I hate/root against:
Juan Montoya
Any cup driver in NW/trucks with possible exceptions depending on the situation
Carl Edwards
Dale Jr.
Douchebag Hamlin
Tony Stewart
Mikey Waltrip
Any driver competing against a driver I favor for champ
Any daddies money driver (Menard, Dillons, JWT, etc)

Drivers I hope get wrecked at every opportunity:
Jaques Villanueve
 
One of the things about getting older is losing certain abilities. I just cant hate like I used to, I need some hatatra. I miss it terribly.
I used to laugh and enjoy a certain drivers misfortunes, then he died (not talking about Earnhardt). In another case the driver had a carreer ending injury.

I can't even hate the incessant clownmanship of Micheal Waltrip anymore, losing the ability is the loss of a great pleasure. So enjoy the hate while you are young, life is short. All I can do these days is fake the hate, and dream of yesterday when I was young.

Well I am still able to hate the cheap phantom cautions, Brenda Gaughn, Moodys hysterical race announcing, the zipped up Sprint cup trophy girls total coverage ( as in ankles covered and non exposed like good Taliban girls). I can still hate bad musicians too and hope they burn in hell, so all isnt lost......I still have it :)

I must say I am disappoint every driver has some hateable qualities.
I will try to insult them all....

Metrosexual pretty boys, the New York City types, the kinds that keep their fingernails clean for themselves rather than women folk.
Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon, Kasey Kahne

Daddies Boys those trust fund type of babies: The Dillion Boys, Dale Jr, Kyle Petty, Menard, Lagano, Brian France, Ben Kennedy, Brendan Gaughn

Cyborgs with no personalites they dont laugh cry or even fart, they would rather write a smiley or boo hoo on a memo Jimmie Johnson, Matt Kenseth, Menard, Helton.

Tinkerbells: Brian France, Michael Waltrip, them Dillion boys (in them cowboy hats, they might as well wear chaps in a San Fransico parade). Kasey Kahne

Just plain Aholes and stuborn sum beaches or neothanndrals: Stewart, Harvick, the Busch boys, Vickers, Bowyer, Edwards, Kezalowski, Newman

Nice phonies that really hate everybody, and deserve to be hated : Edwards, Bowyer, Harvicks, Biffle

Just Goofy: Dillian boys in hats, Biffle, Kurt Snow Angel Busch, Micheal Waltrip, Logano

These Drivers may not deserve to be hated but ever whoever told them they could drive deserves the hatred: Steven Wallace, Danica, Elliott Sadler, Scott Speed.

Hanging on to champions provisionals: The Labontes, Elliott

Midgets: Gordon, Stewart, Danica
 
I must say I am disappoint every driver has some hateable qualities.
I will try to insult them all....

Metrosexual pretty boys, the New York City types, the kinds that keep their fingernails clean for themselves rather than women folk.
Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon, Kasey Kahne

Daddies Boys those trust fund type of babies: The Dillion Boys, Dale Jr, Kyle Petty, Menard, Lagano, Brian France, Ben Kennedy, Brendan Gaughn

Cyborgs with no personalites they dont laugh cry or even fart, they would rather write a smiley or boo hoo on a memo Jimmie Johnson, Matt Kenseth, Menard, Helton.

Tinkerbells: Brian France, Michael Waltrip, them Dillion boys (in them cowboy hats, they might as well wear chaps in a San Fransico parade). Kasey Kahne

Just plain Aholes and stuborn sum beaches or neothanndrals: Stewart, Harvick, the Busch boys, Vickers, Bowyer, Edwards, Kezalowski, Newman

Nice phonies that really hate everybody, and deserve to be hated : Edwards, Bowyer, Harvicks, Biffle

Just Goofy: Dillian boys in hats, Biffle, Kurt Snow Angel Busch, Micheal Waltrip, Logano

These Drivers may not deserve to be hated but ever whoever told them they could drive deserves the hatred: Steven Wallace, Danica, Elliott Sadler, Scott Speed.

Hanging on to champions provisionals: The Labontes, Elliott

Midgets: Gordon, Stewart, Danica
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I can't stand Kyle Petty, does he count?

Also Hamlin is a total douche, but 2013 certainly took him down a few pegs.

Edit: Almost forgot...Robbie Gordon, now there was a no talent jackass if I've ever seen one.
 
Hate is an awfully strong word for me. I try not to hate anyone.


I get tired of seeing Jimmie Johnson win. He's a great driver though.

Not liking JPM, glad he's leaving Nascar. Not fond of Robbie Gordon either.


That's really about it.
 
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