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stridsberry
Guest
Tyrone here, with another lesson in the correct usage of
black English, commonly referred to as Ebonics. In order
to help all the white crackers understand what da brothas
be talkin' 'bout, here's a few soulful words from the
'Tyrone Cornbread Dictionary' to helps you unnastand some
of the terminology you gonna be hearin'.
ADOBE:
- After my apartment was broken into, the policeman axed
me how'd they got in. I said, "Adobe open out back."
ANNIHILATE:
- I told the waitress my girlfriend will have chicken,
annihilate shrimp.
POLYP:
- On my way home from the Pistons game, I was involved in
a 5 car polyp on I-75.
FORMALDEHYDE:
- When the police came to my door lookin for Malcolm, I
said, "There's no place in here formaldehyde."
PROPAGATE:
- My friend Lamond works at the Cadillac dealer. He said
if I wanted to drive one, he'd propagate open out back
so I could get in.
POKE:
- I likes poke...poke chops...and poke ribs.
ANUS:
- The police told me and my buddy Tyrone they was looking
for the guys that robbed the liquor store. We said, "Anus."
DISABILITY:
- Everytime me and my girlfriend Felicia get in an argument,
she has disability to really piss me off.
black English, commonly referred to as Ebonics. In order
to help all the white crackers understand what da brothas
be talkin' 'bout, here's a few soulful words from the
'Tyrone Cornbread Dictionary' to helps you unnastand some
of the terminology you gonna be hearin'.
ADOBE:
- After my apartment was broken into, the policeman axed
me how'd they got in. I said, "Adobe open out back."
ANNIHILATE:
- I told the waitress my girlfriend will have chicken,
annihilate shrimp.
POLYP:
- On my way home from the Pistons game, I was involved in
a 5 car polyp on I-75.
FORMALDEHYDE:
- When the police came to my door lookin for Malcolm, I
said, "There's no place in here formaldehyde."
PROPAGATE:
- My friend Lamond works at the Cadillac dealer. He said
if I wanted to drive one, he'd propagate open out back
so I could get in.
POKE:
- I likes poke...poke chops...and poke ribs.
ANUS:
- The police told me and my buddy Tyrone they was looking
for the guys that robbed the liquor store. We said, "Anus."
DISABILITY:
- Everytime me and my girlfriend Felicia get in an argument,
she has disability to really piss me off.
