It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kilograms. The length of a ***** is three times the length of a thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as often as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire text. A man is still looking at his thumb.
Three Irishmen walk into a bar and the bartender (a Scotsman) asks what they would have. "A round of Irish Whiskey" says the leader of the group - and what do you have to say about that!
Bartender: "Well of course we serve all manner of men in here...even Irishmen...you wouldn't know where a leprechaun might be that has a pots of gold would you?"
Irishmen: "No sir, nope, no sorry"
Bartender: "Well then, a show of money will be required"
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