First thing that comes to your mind

A Wendy's #2 combo with Bacon, Lettuce, Mayo, and Cheese only. Dr Pepper to drink.

My fav!
 
You mama is so fat, relatives throw her out in the middle of the ocean and vacation on her.
 
Your momma is so fat, she put on a red sweatshirt and walked out the front door, and all the neighborhood kids yelled, "Hey Kool-Aid!"
 
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