First thing that comes to your mind

[FOURISIS]

butt crack

 

[tkj24]

Too small pants

 

[FOURISIS]

fat

 

[tkj24]

dieting

 

[FOURISIS]

counting calories

 

[tkj24]

weight watchers program

 

[FOURISIS]

slimfast

 

[Benevolent One]

barium

 

[tkj24]

enema

 

[FOURISIS]

flying oops

 

[Benevolent One]

puzzling

 

[FOURISIS]

confused

 

[tkj24]

misunderstand

 

[FOURISIS]

baffeled

 

[Benevolent One]

flustered

 

[wilson89]

frustrated

 

[tkj24]

aggravated

 

[wilson89]

bad temper

 

[FOURISIS]

angry

 

[Benevolent One]

andy

 

[FOURISIS]

Garcia

 

[Benevolent One]

Sargeant Garcia

 

[FOURISIS]

cameoflage

 

[wilson89]

the army

 

[Benevolent One]

sacrifice

 

[FOURISIS]

our troops (my stepson fighting in Iraq)

 

[Benevolent One]

heroes

 

[FOURISIS]

comic books

 

[tkj24]

collectibles

 

[Benevolent One]

knick knacks

 

[tkj24]

junque (a fancy name for JUNK)

 

[wilson89]

accident

 

[tkj24]

wreck

 

[FOURISIS]

junk

 

[Benevolent One]

heap

 

[tkj24]

pile

 

[FOURISIS]

leaves

 

[Benevolent One]

compost

 

[FOURISIS]

worms

 

[wilson89]

slimy