Fontana Sprint Cup thread.

[FenderBumper]

Drivers address media today....

1:30

 

[robbybee]

And they will address me tomorrow!!

I know that Bobby Ford is going. Anyone else planning on making the trip to Fontucky??

Appropriate attire is required, BTW. Tank tops for the men, exposed bra straps for the women. Mullets are preferred but not required. Tattoos are manditory (for the boys AND the girls).

 

[FenderBumper]

. Tank tops for the men,......

You're really starting to worry me, but have a good time.

 

[getadietdew]

You're really starting to worry me, but have a good time.

LMAO

 

[FenderBumper]

Kevin just put himself on the hotseat. The media has asked every driver to their reaction to HMS getting most of their penalties reversed, and he likened it to O.J Simpson getting off. Ouch!

 

[FenderBumper]

LMAO

Coming on the heels of Robby revealing that he uses friction powder on his ass, you have to wonder.

 

[robbybee]

Coming on the heels of Robby revealing that he uses friction powder on his ass, you have to wonder.

You so funny, FB! I do like to "keep 'em guessing". BTW, it's ANTI-friction powder...

There is a nickname for the sleeveless undergarments worn as Sunday Go To Meetin' clothes by some folk, which I chose to avoid using.

 

[robbybee]

LMAO

As for you, GADD...

 

[robbybee]

Kevin ... likened it to O.J Simpson getting off. Ouch!

IDJIT...

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Kevin just put himself on the hotseat. The media has asked every driver to their reaction to HMS getting most of their penalties reversed, and he likened it to O.J Simpson getting off. Ouch!

If the claw may have fit, you must acquit!!!

 

[FenderBumper]

If the claw may have fit, you must acquit!!!

lol That's the best line yet. T-shirt please!

 

[FenderBumper]

You so funny, FB! I do like to "keep 'em guessing". BTW, it's ANTI-friction powder...

Sorry Robby. I didn't mean to suggest that you like it rough.

 

[Matthew2470]

The Gold Bond 400

 

[Matthew2470]

Harvick is a perfect example that being famous doesn't make you smart.

 

[Joniki]

Kevin just put himself on the hotseat. The media has asked every driver to their reaction to HMS getting most of their penalties reversed, and he likened it to O.J Simpson getting off. Ouch!

That comment and Jimmy Spencers article really put some egg on a few faces.

 

[robbybee]

If the claw may have fit, you must acquit!!!

This deserves a t-shirt AND trophy!

 

[robbybee]

My Fontucky Haiku

the scent of unburnt
hydrocarbons can only
mean nascar's in town

YAY!

 

[FenderBumper]

My Fontucky Haiku

the scent of unburnt
hydrocarbons can only
mean nascar's in town

YAY!

Very good, oh wise one
sit in the sun and have fun
and powder them nuts

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Timmy Hill should've stayed in Nationwide.

 

[FenderBumper]

Timmy Hill should've stayed in Nationwide.

What do you mean?

 

[AndyMarquisLive]

Timmy Hill should've stayed in Nationwide.

Bite Wang.

 

[Nitro Dude]

And they will address me tomorrow!!

I know that Bobby Ford is going. Anyone else planning on making the trip to Fontucky??

Appropriate attire is required, BTW. Tank tops for the men, exposed bra straps for the women. Mullets are preferred but not required. Tattoos are manditory (for the boys AND the girls).

I am in LasVegas a week early for our race here next weekend, and a couple of us were planning on renting a car and going to Fontucky, but some friends of ours have talked us in to hanging out with them this weekend. But I hope you and Bobby have fun and get to see some kick azz racing.

 

[robbybee]

Thanks, ND!

Don't lose yer shirt in Lost Wages!!

 

[Matthew2470]

http://wx-man.com/NASCAR/

Forecast has improved ever so slightly. I'm still thinking we will get to watch racing on a Monday.

 

[FenderBumper]

This is ugly...http://www.intellicast.com/Local/Weather.aspx?chart=Precipitation#chart

 

[getadietdew]

This is ugly...http://www.intellicast.com/Local/Weather.aspx?chart=Precipitation#chart

looks good,IN DAYTONA

 

[getadietdew]

http://wx-man.com/NASCAR/

Forecast has improved ever so slightly. I'm still thinking we will get to watch racing on a Monday.

thx,got fingers crossed.

 

[Matthew2470]

I blame Brian France for the rain.

 

[FenderBumper]

I blame Brian France for the rain.

Makes sense, seeing how Brian comes across just like the rain man..

 

[Tennessee Racing]

I blame Brian France for the rain.

That damn Obama is who I blame.

 

[kkfan91]

Timmy Hill should've stayed in Nationwide.

Bite Wang.

Its hard to argue that when he is 1 for 4 in qualifying.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Its hard to argue that when he is 1 for 4 in qualifying.

Yep, at least in Nationwide he got to race.

 

[NeverNeutral]

Carl Edwards trained with a SWAT-team earlier this week. He’s learning to be so stealth that no one even knows that he’s there–just like Josh Wise!

source

 

[dpkimmel2001]

Carl Edwards trained with a SWAT-team earlier this week. He’s learning to be so stealth that no one even knows that he’s there–just like Josh Wise!

source

thread

 

[AndyMarquisLive]

Its hard to argue that when he is 1 for 4 in qualifying.

Says the guy who trusts our government.

 

[Matthew2470]

California clearly attracts the best looking and most fit NASCAR fans in the series. I doubt they had to widen the seats like they did at other tracks.

 

[kkfan91]

Says the guy who trusts our government.

Your arguement there makes no sense.

 

[FenderBumper]

Looks like the rain will start on lap 40.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Green is out for now anyway.

 

[AndyMarquisLive]

What lap does the weekly Kasey Kahne crash occur on?