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How to Bathe the CAT

1- scrub the toilet and flush several times

2- fill toilet with warm water and add some pet shampoo

3- drop kitty in toilet and slam lid shut

4- sit on lid and hold on tight! Kitty's efforts will generate a great sudsing and washing motions.

5- Flush a few times to rinse kitty while holding the leash so kitty doesn't get flushed with the bath water.

6- Leap off seat and flee, closing door firmly behind you and hold it closed with all your might, cuz you know kitty is going to erupt from the john like a rocket to the moon.

7- leave kitty to sulk and dry itself

8- bask in the glory of another job WELL DONE!:) :p :D
 
I tried it kat,but he came out the color blue.Did I do something wrong?:p
 
Originally posted by pbunch
I tried it kat,but he came out the color blue.Did I do something wrong?:p
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HEHEHE, but I bet he was clean. Next time take the bleach tab AND the blue thing out of the tank hehehe

Bet he pulled a BIG HIZZZZZZZZZZZY FIT:p :p :p
 
hey kat,I can tell budgirl what the color blue is now.Its a mad ol pussycat named Sabastin.If he gets a hairball now it will look like a marble,or a jawbreaker.:bleh: :p
 
Originally posted by pbunch
hey kat,I can tell budgirl what the color blue is now.Its a mad ol pussycat named Sabastin.If he gets a hairball now it will look like a marble,or a jawbreaker.:bleh: :p
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Maybe with the digestive juices it will look like a PURPLE M&M or W&W, which ever you prefer. hehehehe Kat snickers evily
 
Oh I can never forget the W&W[M&M] kat.That was to good to pass up.You know I bet that lady went home,and told her family about this clown that called her that day.:p
 
Ya jermer ,I was hoping for the Mary Kay look myself.Kenny would have had fun with that.He is a great guy. :)
 
I agree, Ken would have played that to the hilt:D
But I thought either he was movin' on or W&W was leaving???
 
we have 3 cats..love them to death...............
one is Grace, one is torti.........and one is hootch...............
they are the best cats...................love my kitty's sooooooo much!!
:D

also we have 3 dogs.......................
 
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