For The Ladies LOL

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Definitely one just for the ladies !!

Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the ****
out of you.

Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the
less firm they are.

Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be
long enough.

Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to
change them.

Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're
not quite sure why.

Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, &
they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich,
warm, & can keep you up all night long.

Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a
word they say.

Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes
are always ½ off.

Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take
soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.

Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but
only for a little while.

Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long
it will last.

Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but
not very bright.

Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones
are taken, the rest are handicapped. :bounce:
 
Amen! :lol:
Chocolate bars and coffee, my favorites.
 
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, &
they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich,
warm, & can keep you up all night long.
I can't do either anymore, but these are my favorites too!
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Sep 21 2003, 05:38 PM
:huh: :eek: Very funny
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So which are you most like 97?
I am thinking chocolate bar... sweet & smooth:lol: ;)

I also like the snowstorms one. :p
 
I guess I would be like coffee, but I'm not rich. I can keep you warm and I will worry the hell out of you all night. :lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by bowtie@Sep 22 2003, 05:52 PM
I guess I would be like coffee, but I'm not rich. I can keep you warm and I will worry the hell out of you all night. :lol: :lol:
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You make a woman worry about you all night...you can't come up with something better to do all night? :p
 
Men, gotta love 'em and cain't shoot 'em. They DO take sooooooooooooo long to mature! :p
 
Originally posted by DeeDee@Sep 22 2003, 05:01 PM
:lol:
I forgot you are old.....
:lol:
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just like wine though honey, getting better with age. :lol:
 
Is that it dear? Just can't pull the all nighters anymore... <_< :)
 
Originally posted by DeeDee@Sep 22 2003, 08:27 PM
Is that it dear? Just can't pull the all nighters anymore... <_< :)
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I don't know, I haven't had the oppurtunity. ;)
 
Originally posted by bowtie+Sep 22 2003, 09:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bowtie @ Sep 22 2003, 09:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--DeeDee@Sep 22 2003, 08:27 PM
Is that it dear?&nbsp; Just can't pull the all nighters anymore... <_<&nbsp; :)
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I don't know, I haven't had the oppurtunity. ;) [/b][/quote]
Oh you poor thing. I feel bad for ya. Really this time I do. :p
 
Originally posted by bowtie+Sep 23 2003, 10:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bowtie @ Sep 23 2003, 10:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--DeeDee@Sep 23 2003, 09:12 AM


Oh you poor thing.&nbsp; I feel bad for ya. Really this time I do. :p
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please do. :( [/b][/quote]
maybe it's your approach... :lol:
 
You mean jumping at the bed from the door is not a good approach? :D :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by bowtie@Sep 23 2003, 09:56 AM
You mean jumping at the bed from the door is not a good approach? :D :rolleyes:
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ROTFLMAO


bow, I guess we need to ask your wife what she thinks about this! ;)
 
Originally posted by DeeDee@Sep 23 2003, 09:43 AM

maybe it's your approach... :lol:
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Would you prefer swinging fron the ceiling fan butt naked? :lol: Maybe wearing a cape? :lol: :rolleyes: B)
 
Originally posted by majestyx@Sep 23 2003, 10:16 AM



bow, I guess we need to ask your wife what she thinks about this! ;)
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no need to brign mrs. bow into this now. ;)
 
:p Yes I agree Maj. maybe would should ask Mrs. Bow what exactly he is doing wrong... ;)
 
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