Forgive Your Enemies


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A preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many are willing to forgive thier enemies. About half held up thier hands. Not satisfied he lectured for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80%.
Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded execpt one little old lady in the rear.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enimies?"
"I don't have any" she replied.
"Mrs. Jones, that is unusal. How old are you?"
"Ninety three" she answered.
"Mrs. Jones, Please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be 93, and not have an enimy in the world."
The Little sweethart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said:
"It's easy, I just outlived the bitches".
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