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Racing I will teach you
Sam lost his ride. I though I would repost his accomplishments, as posted by by friends at somethingawful.com.
2007
HOMESTEAD / lap 194 / #06 crashes in turn 3
2008
DAYTONA 500 / 23 to go / #48 spins self off nose of #77
CALIFORNIA-1 / lap 21 / #77 plows into wreck with #5, catches fire
LAS VEGAS / just before 2nd caution / #77 slaps wall, but no caution
MARTINSVILLE-1 / lap 107 / #77 crashes with #96, #84
MARTINSVILLE-1 / lap 262 / #77 spins off turn 2
TEXAS-1 / after lap 180 / #77, #44 trade paint, nearly lose control
RICHMOND-1 / lap 230 / #77 collected in huge turn three wreck
DARLINGTON / lap 11 / #77 tags wall, flattens passenger side
DARLINGTON / 161 to go / #77 bounces off wall again
ALL-STAR / Segment 1 / #77 bounces off turn 1 wall
CHARLOTTE 600 / lap 22 / #77 brushes wall off turn 4
POCONO-1 / lap 57 / #77 spins with #10
POCONO-1 / lap 68 / #77 spins with #10 again
POCONO-1 / lap 130 / #77 wrecks into wall after spinning #40
MICHIGAN-1 / lap 198 / #77 spins off turn 4
LOUDON-1 / 22 to go / #77 spins #07 in turn 3, then drives through grass
DAYTONA 400 / 21 to go / #77 hits outside wall during restart wreck
DAYTONA 400 / GWC 1 / #77 gets squeezed mid-pack, starting big wreck
WATKINS GLEN / 44 to go / #77 in gravel, kicks it onto track
WATKINS GLEN / 8 to go / #77 slams into sand barrels during big wreck
MICHIGAN-2 / lap 2 / #77 scrapes wall turn 2
BRISTOL-2 / lap 195 / #77 loses rear TV panel after contact with #09
BRISTOL-2 / lap 216 / #77 destroyed in big wreck
BRISTOL-2 / lap 384 / #77 limping around track with front end missing
RICHMOND-2 / lap 201 / #77 spins with #1
LOUDON-2 / 71 to go / #77 goes 5-wide, triggering huge wreck
DOVER-2 / lap 171 / #77 slaps wall after #83 crossed his nose, TV panel loss
DOVER-2 / lap 186 / #77 slams wall turns 1 and 2
KANSAS / 42 to go / #77 spins when #55 slides into him
CHARLOTTE 500 / lap 2 / #77 clips outside wall (in backup after practice crash)
CHARLOTTE 500 / lap 162 / #77 wobbles, nearly hits wall again
MARTINSVILLE-2 / lap 162 / #77 cuts RF tire at exact same time as #18, #70
ATLANTA-2 / lap 3 / #77 spins along with #21
PHOENIX-2 / lap 20 / #77 shoves #19 into wall, then #77 spins on pit road
PHOENIX-2 / 40 to go / #77 wrecks during red flag wreck
2009
LAS VEGAS / practice / #77 smacks turn 2 wall
ATLANTA-1 / 122 to go / #77 blows RF tire in turn 2, hit by #21
BRISTOL-1 / lap 189 / #77 spins #26 after he bounces off wall
TEXAS-1 / 103 to go / #77 gets loose under #33 and spins
TEXAS-1 / 34 to go / #77 bounces off turn 2 wall
TALLADEGA-1 / 8 to go / #77 involved in big wreck started by #11, #42
RICHMOND-1 / lap 291 / #29 spins after #77 made contact with him on restart
RICHMOND-1 / 94 to go / #77 spins #47
DARLINGTON / lap 118 / #77 spins off turn 2
DARLINGTON / 78 to go / #77 spins down entire length of frontstretch, no caution
DARLINGTON / 50 to go / #77 bounces off the backstretch wall twice, no caution
ALL-STAR / Segment 3, lap 2 / #77 breaks loose under #16, putting him into wall
SONOMA / 50 to go / #77 gets rear-ended by #18 in turn 7, causing multi-car crash
SONOMA / lap 83 / #77 gets spun by #08 in turn 11, #77 hit by passing #71
DAYTONA 400 / practice / #77 crashes with #16, forced to backup car
DAYTONA 400 / lap 57 / #77 blows RR tire in tri-oval
CHICAGO / 49 to go / #77 spun by #20 off turn 3, sending him into inside wall
INDY / lap 70 / #77 gets loose off turn 2, slams RF into wall
WATKINS GLEN / 28 to go / #77 wrecks big in turn 9, bounces into path of #24, #31
MICHIGAN-2 / lap 132 / #77 spins off turn 4, collecting #6
BRISTOL-2 / 42 to go / #77, overheating, gets water under tires, wrecks in turn 3
ATLANTA-2 / lap 36 / #77 spins off turn 4 into grass
ATLANTA-2 / lap 60 / #77 spins off turn 4 again, barely missing #17
LOUDON-2 / lap 161 / #77 behind wall with blown engine
DOVER-2 / 32 to go / #77 spins by himself exiting turn 3, backs into wall
CALIFORNIA-2 / lap 4 / #77 very loose, makes contact with turn 4 wall
CHARLOTTE 500 / lap 3 / #77 gets loose, damages RR of car
CHARLOTTE 500 / lap 10 / #77 spins at pit entrance
MARTINSVILLE-2 / 1st practice / #77 crashes in turn 1
MARTINSVILLE-2 / lap 177 / #77 spun by #12, backs into wall
MARTINSVILLE-2 / lap 195 / #77 spun by #12 again
TALLADEGA-2 / lap 44 / #77 blows engine
TEXAS-2 / lap 3 / #77 spins #48 off turn three, to the crowd’s delight
PHOENIX-2 / lap 171 / #77 involved in multi-car wreck started by #88 off turn 4
2010
DAYTONA 500 / lap 9 / #77 involved in multi-car wreck turn 1 with #12, #78, others
LAS VEGAS / lap 89 / #77 spins off turn 4 and into grass
BRISTOL-1 / 48 to go / #77 drops a cylinder while running 12th, falls to apron
TEXAS-1 / lap 113 / #77 drifts, then spins in turn 1
TALLADEGA-1 / GWC 1 / #77 damaged in turn 3 multi-car wreck triggered by #20, #39
RICHMOND-1 / 10 to go / #77 wrecks hard on backstretch after contact with #20
DARLINGTON / lap 170 / #77 slaps turn two wall very hard
DOVER-1 / lap 54 / #77 loses RF tire, slams into turn 1 wall
DOVER-1 / lap 244 / #77 spins off turn 4
SONOMA / final practice / #77 wrecks off turn 10
SONOMA / lap 68 / #77 gobbled-up in multi-car restart wreck on frontstretch
LOUDON-2 / lap 15 / #20 bumps #77 loose off turn 4
DAYTONA 400 / 2 to go / #77 sets off 3-car crash in tri-oval with #19, #2
INDIANAPOLIS / lap 1 / #77 loses it in turn 2, backs into fence, nearly collects half the field
2007
HOMESTEAD / lap 194 / #06 crashes in turn 3
2008
DAYTONA 500 / 23 to go / #48 spins self off nose of #77
CALIFORNIA-1 / lap 21 / #77 plows into wreck with #5, catches fire
LAS VEGAS / just before 2nd caution / #77 slaps wall, but no caution
MARTINSVILLE-1 / lap 107 / #77 crashes with #96, #84
MARTINSVILLE-1 / lap 262 / #77 spins off turn 2
TEXAS-1 / after lap 180 / #77, #44 trade paint, nearly lose control
RICHMOND-1 / lap 230 / #77 collected in huge turn three wreck
DARLINGTON / lap 11 / #77 tags wall, flattens passenger side
DARLINGTON / 161 to go / #77 bounces off wall again
ALL-STAR / Segment 1 / #77 bounces off turn 1 wall
CHARLOTTE 600 / lap 22 / #77 brushes wall off turn 4
POCONO-1 / lap 57 / #77 spins with #10
POCONO-1 / lap 68 / #77 spins with #10 again
POCONO-1 / lap 130 / #77 wrecks into wall after spinning #40
MICHIGAN-1 / lap 198 / #77 spins off turn 4
LOUDON-1 / 22 to go / #77 spins #07 in turn 3, then drives through grass
DAYTONA 400 / 21 to go / #77 hits outside wall during restart wreck
DAYTONA 400 / GWC 1 / #77 gets squeezed mid-pack, starting big wreck
WATKINS GLEN / 44 to go / #77 in gravel, kicks it onto track
WATKINS GLEN / 8 to go / #77 slams into sand barrels during big wreck
MICHIGAN-2 / lap 2 / #77 scrapes wall turn 2
BRISTOL-2 / lap 195 / #77 loses rear TV panel after contact with #09
BRISTOL-2 / lap 216 / #77 destroyed in big wreck
BRISTOL-2 / lap 384 / #77 limping around track with front end missing
RICHMOND-2 / lap 201 / #77 spins with #1
LOUDON-2 / 71 to go / #77 goes 5-wide, triggering huge wreck
DOVER-2 / lap 171 / #77 slaps wall after #83 crossed his nose, TV panel loss
DOVER-2 / lap 186 / #77 slams wall turns 1 and 2
KANSAS / 42 to go / #77 spins when #55 slides into him
CHARLOTTE 500 / lap 2 / #77 clips outside wall (in backup after practice crash)
CHARLOTTE 500 / lap 162 / #77 wobbles, nearly hits wall again
MARTINSVILLE-2 / lap 162 / #77 cuts RF tire at exact same time as #18, #70
ATLANTA-2 / lap 3 / #77 spins along with #21
PHOENIX-2 / lap 20 / #77 shoves #19 into wall, then #77 spins on pit road
PHOENIX-2 / 40 to go / #77 wrecks during red flag wreck
2009
LAS VEGAS / practice / #77 smacks turn 2 wall
ATLANTA-1 / 122 to go / #77 blows RF tire in turn 2, hit by #21
BRISTOL-1 / lap 189 / #77 spins #26 after he bounces off wall
TEXAS-1 / 103 to go / #77 gets loose under #33 and spins
TEXAS-1 / 34 to go / #77 bounces off turn 2 wall
TALLADEGA-1 / 8 to go / #77 involved in big wreck started by #11, #42
RICHMOND-1 / lap 291 / #29 spins after #77 made contact with him on restart
RICHMOND-1 / 94 to go / #77 spins #47
DARLINGTON / lap 118 / #77 spins off turn 2
DARLINGTON / 78 to go / #77 spins down entire length of frontstretch, no caution
DARLINGTON / 50 to go / #77 bounces off the backstretch wall twice, no caution
ALL-STAR / Segment 3, lap 2 / #77 breaks loose under #16, putting him into wall
SONOMA / 50 to go / #77 gets rear-ended by #18 in turn 7, causing multi-car crash
SONOMA / lap 83 / #77 gets spun by #08 in turn 11, #77 hit by passing #71
DAYTONA 400 / practice / #77 crashes with #16, forced to backup car
DAYTONA 400 / lap 57 / #77 blows RR tire in tri-oval
CHICAGO / 49 to go / #77 spun by #20 off turn 3, sending him into inside wall
INDY / lap 70 / #77 gets loose off turn 2, slams RF into wall
WATKINS GLEN / 28 to go / #77 wrecks big in turn 9, bounces into path of #24, #31
MICHIGAN-2 / lap 132 / #77 spins off turn 4, collecting #6
BRISTOL-2 / 42 to go / #77, overheating, gets water under tires, wrecks in turn 3
ATLANTA-2 / lap 36 / #77 spins off turn 4 into grass
ATLANTA-2 / lap 60 / #77 spins off turn 4 again, barely missing #17
LOUDON-2 / lap 161 / #77 behind wall with blown engine
DOVER-2 / 32 to go / #77 spins by himself exiting turn 3, backs into wall
CALIFORNIA-2 / lap 4 / #77 very loose, makes contact with turn 4 wall
CHARLOTTE 500 / lap 3 / #77 gets loose, damages RR of car
CHARLOTTE 500 / lap 10 / #77 spins at pit entrance
MARTINSVILLE-2 / 1st practice / #77 crashes in turn 1
MARTINSVILLE-2 / lap 177 / #77 spun by #12, backs into wall
MARTINSVILLE-2 / lap 195 / #77 spun by #12 again
TALLADEGA-2 / lap 44 / #77 blows engine
TEXAS-2 / lap 3 / #77 spins #48 off turn three, to the crowd’s delight
PHOENIX-2 / lap 171 / #77 involved in multi-car wreck started by #88 off turn 4
2010
DAYTONA 500 / lap 9 / #77 involved in multi-car wreck turn 1 with #12, #78, others
LAS VEGAS / lap 89 / #77 spins off turn 4 and into grass
BRISTOL-1 / 48 to go / #77 drops a cylinder while running 12th, falls to apron
TEXAS-1 / lap 113 / #77 drifts, then spins in turn 1
TALLADEGA-1 / GWC 1 / #77 damaged in turn 3 multi-car wreck triggered by #20, #39
RICHMOND-1 / 10 to go / #77 wrecks hard on backstretch after contact with #20
DARLINGTON / lap 170 / #77 slaps turn two wall very hard
DOVER-1 / lap 54 / #77 loses RF tire, slams into turn 1 wall
DOVER-1 / lap 244 / #77 spins off turn 4
SONOMA / final practice / #77 wrecks off turn 10
SONOMA / lap 68 / #77 gobbled-up in multi-car restart wreck on frontstretch
LOUDON-2 / lap 15 / #20 bumps #77 loose off turn 4
DAYTONA 400 / 2 to go / #77 sets off 3-car crash in tri-oval with #19, #2
INDIANAPOLIS / lap 1 / #77 loses it in turn 2, backs into fence, nearly collects half the field
