Greg Biffle Club Meeting #2

You want Bundyisms? You got em !

"A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!" - Al Bundy

"In ten days we bowl for the championship which means we start intense training! Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Beer are in, protect your bowling arm at all times! Sex before the match is out! ... Unless of course you can keep it secret from the wives." - Al Bundy
 
Hey has this meeting been called to order?!!! I had two sick children on my hands and now they're in bed. So what will our first order of business be?? We need to come up with a offical emblem for the club I think. I will also post a member list tonight. A big welcome to Happy and Bowtie, yes I see both of you even with your bags on! Didn't I tell you I have x-ray vision (that's why I want to see the pic!) B) So let's get this party officially started!!! :cheers: :cheers: those are pepsi's by the way! :)
 
Here's a few facts for our new members and a undate for us Biffleites!!

2003 Greg Biffle North Carolina Fast Facts
No.16 Grainger Ford Taurus
Pop Secret 400/November 9, 2003







Track: North Carolina Speedway

Track Length: 1.017-Mile oval

Degrees of Banking: 22 degrees in turns 1-2, 25 degrees in turns 3-4

Length of Frontstretch: 1,300 ft

Length of Backstretch: 1,367 ft

Race Info:

Race: Pop Secret 400
Date: November 9, 2003
Start: 1:00 pm EST
Distance: 400 miles/393 laps
TV: TNT (12:30 pm EDT)
Radio: MRN (12:30 pm EDT)
Last Year's Winner: Johnny Benson





North Carolina Performance Record

Date Event S F Laps Status Winnings
02/23/03 Subway 400 13 22 392/393 Running $48,210
11/03/02 Pop Secret 400 13 25 391/393 Running $44,350
11/02/02 (BS) Sam's Club 200 16 2 197/197 Running $34,200
02/23/02 (BS) RBCTerm.com 200 3 2 197/197 Running $34,875
11/03/01 (BS) Sam's Club 200 5 12 196/197 Running $21,700
02/24/01 (BS) Alltel 200 1 3 197/197 Running $23,575
10/19/96 (BS) ACDELCO 200 23 15 193/197 Running $3,445


2003 Winston Cup Series Stats To Date

Starts Wins Top-Fives Top-10's Poles Laps Completed Laps Led Points Winnings
33 1 3 6 0 9491/9741(97.43%) 135 3508(18th) $2,305,903


Notes:

• Chassis No. JR-011: This is the same car the Grainger Team used at California (18th-place finish), the first Michigan (31st) and the second Dover race (seventh).

• Last Year: Last year Biffle substituted for Jerry Nadeau in the No. 44 Petty Enterprises entry. Biffle ran on the lead lap for the entire race before running out of gas in the closing laps trying to stretch the fuel mileage.

• Biffle at the Track: Biffle has mixed results at the 1.017-mile speedway. He recorded his first career Busch Series pole position at Rockingham and he has two runner-up finishes, three top-five and three top-10 finishes in seven starts in either the Busch Series or Winston Cup Series.

• Points Race: Biffle and the Grainger Team remain 18th in the overall standings and they are 157 points out of 17th heading into Rockingham.

• Rookie Race: Biffle trails leader Jamie McMurray by 33 points in the Raybestos Rookie of the Year standings with two races left. He is the only rookie in 2003 to win a race, which came at Daytona on July 5.

Biffle's Quotes...
“Rockingham is definitely one of the more challenging racetracks on the circuit. It only takes a few laps to wear out the tires and from then on you’re pretty much sliding around for the rest of the run. It really tests your abilities because the handling changes constantly and it requires you to search around and find something that works. We had a solid performance in our first Winston Cup race there early in the season, and I think we can beat that this weekend.

“ I’m pretty excited about this weekend’s event because I get the chance to participate in my first 76 Pit Crew Challenge. The Grainger Team has been practicing really hard for the competition and I believe we’re going to give them a run for the money.”
 

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Here I submit a updated membership list Have fun 17Fan mailing all those checks! Just slip them into the paperbags and save us some postage!!


SGBG88--Pres
97Forever VP
17Fan Treasure
Kat2220 Event Cor.
DEE 97's Handler
JrFan4Ever
TRL
Nascarwomen
Bowtie
Happy29
Gollum
Maj
Whizzer (97 told me too!)

If I have forgot anyone I'm sure the VP will speak up!! Come on people let's roll! :)
 
Where the hey did everybody go???? This is supossed to be fun!!!

SGBG, great info, and thanks, but I only supply the QUALITY paper bags and am NOT the event co-ordinator :D
 
Hey now we already have a dissagreement!! I will take your name off as event corr. I dont' know where everyone went! I hope I didn't scare them away!!! B)

Bowtie now has to take his bag off for 15 seconds for that remark :lol: :ph34r:
 
Originally posted by sgbg88@Dec 15 2003, 10:03 PM
Hey now we already have a dissagreement!! I will take your name off as event corr. I dont' know where everyone went! I hope I didn't scare them away!!! B)

Bowtie now has to take his bag off for 15 seconds for that remark :lol: :ph34r:
No disagreement, just a misunderstanding. I am a member at large.

Where did the VP go????
 
G'nite GBFCrs, I had to take my muscle relaxant and that makes me ZZZZZZZZZZZ
 
Nite Kat---sleep tight!

Bowtie for a member we had to hog tie to get in here you sure do love the meetings! :lol: ^_^

My kids are tucked in and asleep now. One has strep and the other a ear infection. Then the hubby needed some TLC he hit his knee with bolt cutters today taking out a gas tank! :blink: He's broke that leg 2 times already and has a knee cap that pinches the ligaments. He's falling apart and he's only 34! :wub: but gotta love him anyway.

Now back to the meeting, anyone have any ideas on a emblem?
 
:ph34r: In my best impersonation of someone else who is a Greg Biffle fan (cause it sure ain't me :ph34r: ), sorry I missed the fun. Had to get some presents wrapped and some other wifely/motherly duties. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
 
Originally posted by DeeDee@Dec 15 2003, 07:18 PM
I don't actually like Greg...but was told I needed to post. Now someone please remind me what is my role? :idunno:
Better late than never!

Any ways Dee...you're role was to keep 97 in line...as per request of Ms. Prez!
 
Originally posted by kat2220+Dec 15 2003, 07:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kat2220 @ Dec 15 2003, 07:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Gollum@Dec 15 2003, 08:15 PM
That's ok Kat. They just made me Ammbasabor of Good Will. To spread the good news of Harvick in other clubs. :lol:
now go to the Trailer! You are fined $10,000 to be deposited in the GBFC treasury! [/b][/quote]
Sweet! Now we have some coin to pay the members!!!
 
what are the club benefits, I havent really been looking in here much.

Do I get dental?
 
It's about a week old...but here is the latest info from the man who made all this possible...


Hey guys,

How’s it going? Let me just tell you that we’ve got all kinds of exciting stuff going on this week, starting today. Be sure to check out roushracing.com in the next few days to catch up on all of the exciting news we have to share regarding both the No. 16 and No. 60 teams. That being said, I don’t have a lot of time to chat this week. I apologize, but I’ve got to go study up for a few press announcements.

Before I go, I hope everyone is doing well and I hope you’ve got a jump-start on your Christmas shopping. I’m behind, but that’s no different than any other year. I was hoping to do better in 2003, but it looks like I’ll be scrabbling at the last minute again. Take care and I’ll talk with you soon.

Later,


Greg
 
Originally posted by kat2220@Dec 17 2003, 02:54 AM
Gollum :wub:, you need to pay that fine before you get any benefits.
Greg I am speechless. On by the way Kat what fine.
 
Originally posted by nascarwoman@Dec 17 2003, 04:05 PM
Greg himself has spoken.......I am not worthy to be a member...... :eek: :eek: :eek:
Nice try NW....but we are afraid you are still stuck here! :lol:
 
Originally posted by kat2220+Dec 15 2003, 08:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kat2220 @ Dec 15 2003, 08:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Gollum@Dec 15 2003, 08:15 PM
That's ok Kat. They just made me Ammbasabor of Good Will. To spread the good news of Harvick in other clubs. :lol:
now go to the Trailer! You are fined $10,000 to be deposited in the GBFC treasury! [/b][/quote]
THIS is why Gollum :wub:

Did you see THE movie today?
 
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