Hey all you Mikey fans!

How come Kenny Wallace's 2003 paint scheme looks better than mine will be?
 
"I wonder why Napa never thought of having a neon car like Kenny's?"
 
"I wonder why I'm so dead sexy? How can women resist me with my afro-puff hair?"
 
"I wonder if I could see my reflection on Cue Ball's bald head?"
 
When will Brett take me to Hooters with him, because I'm jealous of all the girls hanging off of him.
 
Would Nascar ever let Viagra sponsor Jimmie Johnson, or would that be considered obscene?
 
"Eww. I should not have ate that Burrito befor i came out here"
 
Hmmmmm what the hell is that......that can't be a women, that is the ugest women i have ever seen and she has kids, i can't belive someone slep with that women. on never mind it is just DW
 
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