IF game

[Ciggie]

Follow by example:

Person 1: If I like racing, I am a member of www.racing-forums.com

Person 2: If I am a member of www.racing-forums.com, I have argued with Paul...

Now someone else go ahead, but don't include the person # stuff...

 

[rpmallen]

If I have argued with Paul, than I am a Waltrip fan.

 

[Ciggie]

If you are a Waltrip fan, then you are of a rare breed...

 

[nascarwoman]

If you are a rare breed, then you could be a race car driver.

 

[Alaska]

If I am a race car driver, I'm late for work.

 

[66mustang]

If I'm late for work, I have no job.

 

[66mustang\'s_sis]

If I have no job, I have no money.

 

[66mustang]

If I have no money, I can't afford clothes. (Yikes)

 

[66mustang\'s_sis]

If you cant afford clothes, i'm moving out!

 

[66mustang]

If your moving out, I will eat your dinner.

 

[66mustang\'s_sis]

If you eat my dinner, i'm going out for Taco Bell.

 

[66mustang]

(with what money? )

If you're going out to taco bell, then I'm extremly jelous (?).

 

[Alaska]

If you eat my dinner, I will be hungry.

 

[66mustang\'s_sis]

(with the money i took out of your wallet without you knowing!)

If your extremly jelous, then stop, cause i'm gonna need a driver!

 

[66mustang]

If you need a driver, then get Kevin Harvick. hehehe!

 

[66mustang\'s_sis]

If i get "happy" Harvick, then I'll be "happy"!!:loveya

 

[66mustang]

If your "Happy", then I want some cookies.

 

[66mustang\'s_sis]

If you want cookies, then i want some too!:xxrotf:

 

[66mustang]

If you want some cookies, you need to go somewhere else to get them. (There mine. HAHAHAHA!!)

:chef:

 

[66mustang\'s_sis]

If i have to go somewhere else to get them, i'll go get some chips and donuts too! mmmmmm!!:takethat:

 

[Alaska]

You two are impossible. Go to your rooms.

 

[TN-Ward-Fan]

If those two don't quit bickering, I'm gonna spank 'em both.

 

[66mustang]

If you spank me, I'll raid your house. Katy will help too. I'm sure Kat, Lappy, sg88 and whoever else will help also.

 

[TN-Ward-Fan]

If you raid MY house, I'll be your probation officer.

 

[66mustang]

If your my probation officer, then I'm extremly scared.

Any Harvick fan:takethat: TN

 

[TN-Ward-Fan]

IF there were any Harvick fans willing to admit it, I'd be surprised. :ROFLMFAO:

 

[66mustang]

If your surprised, then I'm a Harvick fan.

 

[TN-Ward-Fan]

IF you're a Harvick fan, why?

 

[66mustang]

Why?, because my sister thinks he's a hottie. I like him because he does the fattest burnouts and is kinda a home-town hero.

 

[TN-Ward-Fan]

(Just pickin at ya)

IF your sister thinks he's a hottie, she is attracted to balding men.

 

[Alaska]

If I am a Harvick fan I've lost my mind.

 

[66mustang]

If my sister is attracted to bald guys, then she must like the Bodine family.

 

[TN-Ward-Fan]

Dude, you are cool beyond your years.

IF she likes the Bodines, she needs a new driver.

 

[66mustang]

If she needs a new driver, then she'll root for Waltrip.

 

[Ciggie]

If she'll root for Waltrip, she must be getting very desparate.

 

[rallygirl]

if you guys knew what "root" meant here, you'll be shocked

 

[Ciggie]

If you were shocked, you could have been electrocuted...

 

[66mustang]

If I were going to be electrocuted, it just might hurt

 

[TNBurtonFan]

If you were hurt then you might be in the hospital.

 

[rallygirl]

If I were in hospital, i would get chockies and pressies