If you could have any company sponsor any driver.....?

[Ashstrodamus]

Austin Dillon cowboy hats.

That would be Stetson.

 

[Greg]

A driver named 'Slick Johnson' had so much potential. But back in the day they (the illuminati and the France family) feared him, and they would not let him ever run a 69th race.

Anyhows ole Slick Johnson in the K-Y car would have been as iconic as Bobby Allison's Coca Cola Machine.


http://www.racing-reference.info/driver/Slick_Johnson

 

[Greg]

http://www.racing-reference.info/driver/Dick_Passwater

Driving the Cranberry Juice car.

 

[Greg]

http://www.racing-reference.info/driver/Dick_Skillen

driving the Jimmy Dean Sausage Car.

 

[kkfan91]

http://www.racing-reference.info/driver/Dick_Passwater

Driving the Cranberry Juice car.

Relative of Dick Trickle?

 

[RacerrecaR]

Kyle Busch - Johnson's baby shampoo. "No More Tears"
Dick Trickle - Depend underwear
Danica Patrick - Nudist Rights Coalition
Juan Pablo Montoya - Tide
Dale Earnhardt Jr - Goody's headache powder
Paul Menard - Home Depot
Michael Annett - Budweiser
Michael Waltrip - Duct Tape

 

[wolfcub]

Ricky Stenhouse - Uh oh, better get Macco

 

[Ashstrodamus]

Juan Pablo Montoya-Old El Paso