paul
Team Owner
Illegal Alien Poem
I come for visit, get treated real regal
So I stay, no one care I illegal
I cross ocean poor and broke
I go see employment folk
Nice man treat me real good over there
He say, I need to get on the welfare
Welfare man say: "you come no more,
We send money right to your door!"
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy
Medical card, it keep you healthy
In just short time, I got plenty money
Thanks to the American Dummy
Write to all friends in motherland
Tell them "you come quick, as fast as you can"
Soon they driving a brand new truck
It was bought with the welfare buck
Since they come, we all live together
More welfare checks, it makes much better
Nice new families all moving in
My neighbor's patience, it wearing real thin
The White American, he finally move away
I buy his house, it's the American way
I send for more family, his house now for rent
If that not enough room, we can put up a tent
We discover new hobby, think you call it breeding
Welfare now pay for new baby's feeding
When kids need dentist or Mom need's pills
It not a big problem, cause we pay no bills
American man crazy, he work all year
To keep the welfare flowing here
We think America mighty fine place
Too damned good for white man race
If you no like us, you can just scram
There's lots of room in Afghanistan!
I come for visit, get treated real regal
So I stay, no one care I illegal
I cross ocean poor and broke
I go see employment folk
Nice man treat me real good over there
He say, I need to get on the welfare
Welfare man say: "you come no more,
We send money right to your door!"
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy
Medical card, it keep you healthy
In just short time, I got plenty money
Thanks to the American Dummy
Write to all friends in motherland
Tell them "you come quick, as fast as you can"
Soon they driving a brand new truck
It was bought with the welfare buck
Since they come, we all live together
More welfare checks, it makes much better
Nice new families all moving in
My neighbor's patience, it wearing real thin
The White American, he finally move away
I buy his house, it's the American way
I send for more family, his house now for rent
If that not enough room, we can put up a tent
We discover new hobby, think you call it breeding
Welfare now pay for new baby's feeding
When kids need dentist or Mom need's pills
It not a big problem, cause we pay no bills
American man crazy, he work all year
To keep the welfare flowing here
We think America mighty fine place
Too damned good for white man race
If you no like us, you can just scram
There's lots of room in Afghanistan!