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If a man dresses in western clothing, is he ranch dressing?
What is the "graveyard shift" to a cemetery worker?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
What is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts, free?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How can there be "self-help", groups?
How is it possible to have a "civil" war?
If a pig is sold to a pawn shop, is it a ham hock?
If you are a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is a boxing ring, square?
If Donald Duck never wears pants, why does he cover with a towel when he comes out of the shower?
Why is it a person who plays the piano called a pianist but,
the person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Is the nose the "scenter" of the face?
Ia a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
My favorite:
Why are lumps around the anal opening called hemorrhoids? Why aren't they called asteroids?
What is the "graveyard shift" to a cemetery worker?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
What is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts, free?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How can there be "self-help", groups?
How is it possible to have a "civil" war?
If a pig is sold to a pawn shop, is it a ham hock?
If you are a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is a boxing ring, square?
If Donald Duck never wears pants, why does he cover with a towel when he comes out of the shower?
Why is it a person who plays the piano called a pianist but,
the person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Is the nose the "scenter" of the face?
Ia a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
My favorite:
Why are lumps around the anal opening called hemorrhoids? Why aren't they called asteroids?
