Italian Hospitality

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Italian Hospitality

An Italian grandfather is giving directions to his grown grandson Primo who is coming to visit with his wife Maria.

You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301. There issa bigga panel at the front door. With your elbow pusha button 301. I will Buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow pusha 3. When you get out, I'mma on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell.

Grandfather, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
......................What . . . . . . . . You coming empty handed?
 
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