Johalis Advocare 500 thread for non serious users

[FenderBumper]

He's on it tonight!

He's impressive, especially because he's with an entirely new team to him, and it's his CC's first year in cup.

 

[FenderBumper]

All these guys praying for a yellow in the next 5 laps.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Shorter tracks that require driving. Is Napscar so blind they can't figure this out?

It's sad the tracks that have been abandoned for these 1.5 mile tracks.

 

[FenderBumper]

It's sad the tracks that have been abandoned for these 1.5 mile tracks.

So true. Half the highlite reel nascar uses is from tracks they dumped.

 

[FenderBumper]

Hamlins plan seems stupid on a track where tires matter so much. Grubb must think it will go green all the way to the end.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

He's impressive, especially because he's with an entirely new team to him, and it's his CC's first year in cup.

That and you know he knows people are watching and doubting him.

 

[FenderBumper]

lol Andy is back and having an open wheel seizure in the cup thread.

 

[FenderBumper]

That and you know he knows people are watching and doubting him.

I'm still not convinced he has it, but he's showing me more than I thought he would this soon.

 

[FenderBumper]

Carl has spent the whole year behind Kez. That's gotta hurt.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Carl has spent the whole year behind Kez. That's gotta hurt.

He's been way off this year. Kind of his pattern though through the years.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

This is the kind of race you isually get awarded for watching till the end. Its dreadful so far though.

 

[FenderBumper]

He's been way off this year. Kind of his parrern though through the years.

I still laugh about him over driving in 2008 and wrecking himself out of a championship at Talladega. Then he races like a wuss last year at Talladega, and fails to make just 1 more pass that would have won him the championship.

 

[FenderBumper]

This is the kind of race you isually get awarded for watching till the end. Its dreadful so far though.

Yeah, I'm hurting here, but I may as well see how Hammy's strategy works out.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

I still laugh about him over driving in 2008 and wrecking himself out of a championship at Talladega. Then he races like a wuss last year at Talladega, and fails to make just 1 more pass that would have won him the championship.

It certainly went full circle for him. His good years are great and his bad years are just awful. No middle ground it seems.

 

[FenderBumper]

If there's a yellow with around 20 to go, Hamlin and the other leaders are toast.

 

[FenderBumper]

Total reset. Everyone will come in if they are smart.

 

[#17D500winner]

lol Andy is back and having an open wheel seizure in the cup thread.

LOL. That's funny.

 

[FenderBumper]

That's the cauton?

 

[Johali]

Hurry up and say some non nascar funny sheet, I'm falling asleep.

 

[FenderBumper]

LOL. That's funny.

How many times did he mention the open wheel race? He came up with 4 different ways to wedge it in. I may go back and encourage him a little.

 

[#17D500winner]

I believe Kenseth was the last car on the LL in 11th So, yeah, they threw the caution to save him

 

[FenderBumper]

Hurry up and say some non nascar funny sheet, I'm falling asleep.

Sorry, I'm all out. GP has been so damn serious all night.

 

[FenderBumper]

I believe Kenseth was the last car on the LL in 11th So, yeah, they threw the caution to save him

Who needs a water bottle? This time Hammy was leading, so Harvick will love this one.

 

[#17D500winner]

How many times did he mention the open wheel race? He came up with 4 different ways to wedge it in. I may go back and encourage him a little.

Like anyone actually gives a **** about the Baltimore Grand Prix I didn't even bother to turn that race on today.

 

[FenderBumper]

It certainly went full circle for him. His good years are great and his bad years are just awful. No middle ground it seems.

Yep. His great year was in '08 when RFR came up with the rear canter before everyone else got a handle on it.

 

[FenderBumper]

This restart and the 5 laps after could be the race.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Hate to say it but stick a fork in that 24....he's done. Gustafson didn't keep up with the track and adjusted that car way out. Not to mention he's stuck in traffic.

 

[FenderBumper]

Damn you Johali! You ruined my plan.

 

[FenderBumper]

Watch Kez. He doesn't have a winning car, but he's saving his tires big time.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Sorry, I'm all out. GP has been so damn serious all night.

Sorry...Stomach flu and bad racing mellows me right out

 

[FenderBumper]

Wow, look at JJ burning it up.

 

[FenderBumper]

Sorry...Stomach flu and bad racing mellows me right out

Johali got mad and ran over to blow up my Andy plans.

 

[FenderBumper]

Quack, quack. Someone shoot that lame duck.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

This is just getting worse and worse...........

 

[FenderBumper]

This is just getting worse and worse...........

Someone Tweet Montoya and tell him Newman said he's gay.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Has you Fo*d blown up lately???

 

[FenderBumper]

Has you Fo*d blown up lately???

Looks like a roasted terryaki sub.

 

[Johali]

Damn you Johali! You ruined my plan.

What the fuk plan was that????

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Looks like a roasted terryaki sub.

Toasted!!!

 

[FenderBumper]

Carl is a mess.