Kitty Wisdom

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sgbg88

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Things I have learned from my cats



Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".


Couldn't resist this!





















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sgbg88,
Yup, that fits my critters to a "T". Thanks for sharing.:D
 
I really couldn't pass this one up either. I think they really do this when we're not watching!
 
Another cat rule: If you can't run with the big dogs, stay the hell out of sight.
 
sgbg88,
Nice picture, ya' think that's really what they're up to?
 
ooohhh sgbg, you haven't learned yet? they are not YOUR cats, YOU are their HUMAN.

Humans were only put here to serve cats, and that's why I am KAT:D
 
Ive got to admit it...I luv my Completly black German Shepherd. But I do luv my cat that I call Babe, short for Bailey. Most friendly cat Ive ever seen!
 
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