Lenox Industrial Tools 301 Thread

[HoneyBadger]

Zombies and goblins and aliens! Oh my!

 

[Gordon_Fan24]

Hopefully, the worm has turned for Jeff. I want him in the chase and racing aggressive.

To do it he needs wins and today is one of his best tracks and shots at it...but they gonna have to find something in the car for that to happen..I think he has a top 5 machine, but I aint sure if he has anything for the 11

 

[Johali]

As will I.

As I've said before, the wife is a diehard 24 fan so we are watching him on raceview, the 22 is a lap down and was trying to beat the 24s rear bumper off. He's backed off now but it was fun to think of the consequences.

 

[FenderBumper]

To do it he needs wins and today is one of his best tracks and shots at it...but they gonna have to find something in the car for that to happen..I think he has a top 5 machine, but I aint sure if he has anything for the 11

If it's late and he has a chance, I think Jeff will rough up anyone he has to.

 

[Joniki]

Why do that? Wait for the yawn caution and catch up the easy way..

Racing entitlement?

 

[HoneyBadger]

Racing entitlement?

Why not. They already have a welfare points system.

 

[FenderBumper]

How bad is Gnassi after all those changes they made at the end of last year? They have been terrible all year.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Damn It Hamlin, why couldn't I pick you to win this race.

 

[FenderBumper]

Damn It Hamlin, why couldn't I pick you to win this race.

I picked him, but I don't think he will win.

 

[FenderBumper]

the #2 is having an impressive run.

 

[HoneyBadger]

I picked him, but I don't think he will win.

I picked him in another league where I only get an average of 1.5 points out of a possible 9 each week. His car will crash or a rogue missile will hit it or something.

 

[Racer1930]

Jr. coming for Jeff!

 

[Ditzmeister]

I picked him, but I don't think he will win.

He sure is doing great right now. I know one thing Clint Bowyer isn't going to win.

 

[FenderBumper]

Jr. coming for Jeff!

You don't hear that often.

 

[Racer1930]

Viagra Baby !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HoneyBadger]

I wonder if that grown adult will shoot zombies from his basement while eating KFC nuggets again.

 

[FenderBumper]

He sure is doing great right now. I know one thing Clint Bowyer isn't going to win.

I really expected MWR to have a better showing. Clint and Truex are my B picks this week.

 

[Johali]

You don't hear that often.

" BURP "

 

[FenderBumper]

" BURP "

Nice. Where's the bubbles?

 

[Ditzmeister]

There's Danica and Junyer commercial.

 

[Brent]

I know one thing for sure...none of my fantasy drivers will lead a lap this weekend. :/

 

[HoneyBadger]

bull**** Debris Caution #2.

"While We Were Away" # **** I lost count.

 

[Joniki]

Thank you Robby Gordon.

 

[HoneyBadger]

NASCAR Superstore retro gear... is that their way of returning to their roots since they no longer race stock cars on short tracks?

Now, back to TNT commercials.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

How bad is Gnassi after all those changes they made at the end of last year? They have been terrible all year.

They have been awful this year. It may be time to make some personal changes in the driver department. Damn Jeff needed that yellow. I wasn't liking their off sequence pit strategy there and this will catch him up.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

This caution is PERFECT TIMING for Jeff!

 

[FenderBumper]

We're about to see what the 2 car really has. If he wins here, he can win anywhere.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Quit streaming techno music on your smartphones and switch to Sprint, people!

 

[Gordon_Fan24]

Well I am sure if everyone order a hamburger for lunch, Gordon would get a hot dog...probably a bad hot dog that would give him food poisoning.

Only one with 4 tires...time to get up on the wheel....

 

[HoneyBadger]

Several teams reporting rain at the track.

 

[Racer1930]

This caution is PERFECT TIMING for Jeff!

I was stunned ...for a moment I thought maybe Junior was fixin to go a lap down

 

[Ditzmeister]

Several teams reporting rain at the track.

That sucks.

 

[Brent]

Several teams reporting rain at the track.

Radar is showing the same thing. Caution will be out again within a few laps.

 

[Greg]

The Viagra commercial doesn't even have a woman in it, what's the point? Does he just take them so he can enjoy the Internets.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Hey Fender, was that Harvick passing Keselowski in traffic?

 

[Racer1930]

On the positive side..if it does rain we may get an extra rerun of "Flo's Place"....tough call

 

[HoneyBadger]

On the positive side..if it does rain we may get an extra rerun of "Flo's Place"....tough call

That Flo chick from the Progressive commercials is pretty hot.

 

[HoneyBadger]

If Krylie doesn't move out of the way, he's gonna be a caution.

 

[Gordon_Fan24]

A Hamlin dominated race makes me wanna throw my tv out the window....

 

[Ditzmeister]

All my exes live in Texas.