Let's Talk About Newman's Hair

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DHOB

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Seeing Newman win yesterday for the first time in forever forced the camera crew to actually show Ryan Newman, live and in the flesh. I couldn't help but chuckle at his new do and think that he shoulda just stuck with what God gave him. Here are before and after shots for relevance:

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Much as it pains Purple Earl to take time out of my busy day to respond to this unnecessary thread, I would like to say that I think Newman's hair looks marvelous.
 
Chad Knaus probably spent 50k on his head and still wears a hat.
 
DHOB said:
Seeing Newman win yesterday for the first time in forever forced the camera crew to actually show Ryan Newman, live and in the flesh. I couldn't help but chuckle at his new do and think that he shoulda just stuck with what God gave him. Here are before and after shots for relevance:

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He kinda looks like a fat Kasey Kahne now.
 
I think we should be talking about how much makeup he is wearing in the more recent photo.
 
Oh, I was supposed to be paying attention to his hair ?, gee, wish someone would of told me.
 
Let's talk about FOX and every NASCAR driver talking about Ryan Newman racing people hard lol.
 
SlicedBread22 said:
Touchée :lol2:

Really it was bc I care about Newman's hair so little that I hadn't noticed a difference and was curious what the hell he's talking about
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You see..... Now, thanks to the OP, you're now somewhat interested in Newman's hairline whereas you weren't before.

I was thinking of starting a Ryan Newman's Neck Thread. That may generate some interest too.

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Speaking of hair, does anyone happen to know what the response was by local law enforcement when a truckload of stolen toupees dropped its load while trying to make its getaway ?
 
pjmolo said:
Speaking of hair, does anyone happen to know what the response was by local law enforcement when a truckload of stolen toupees dropped its load while trying to make its getaway ?
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Obviously, police responded by combing the area . . .
 
MRM said:
I'm still trying to figure out if Kenseth wears a piece.
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Firearms aren't allowed in the race cars :( rumor has it that Brian is considering changing that rule in order to "spice up the racing action"
 
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