Let's Talk About Newman's Hair

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Seeing Newman win yesterday for the first time in forever forced the camera crew to actually show Ryan Newman, live and in the flesh. I couldn't help but chuckle at his new do and think that he shoulda just stuck with what God gave him. Here are before and after shots for relevance:

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Much as it pains Purple Earl to take time out of my busy day to respond to this unnecessary thread, I would like to say that I think Newman's hair looks marvelous.
 
Seeing Newman win yesterday for the first time in forever forced the camera crew to actually show Ryan Newman, live and in the flesh. I couldn't help but chuckle at his new do and think that he shoulda just stuck with what God gave him. Here are before and after shots for relevance:

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He kinda looks like a fat Kasey Kahne now.
 
I think we should be talking about how much makeup he is wearing in the more recent photo.
 
Oh, I was supposed to be paying attention to his hair ?, gee, wish someone would of told me.
 
Let's talk about FOX and every NASCAR driver talking about Ryan Newman racing people hard lol.
 
Touchée :lol2:

Really it was bc I care about Newman's hair so little that I hadn't noticed a difference and was curious what the hell he's talking about
You see..... Now, thanks to the OP, you're now somewhat interested in Newman's hairline whereas you weren't before.

I was thinking of starting a Ryan Newman's Neck Thread. That may generate some interest too.

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Speaking of hair, does anyone happen to know what the response was by local law enforcement when a truckload of stolen toupees dropped its load while trying to make its getaway ?
 
Speaking of hair, does anyone happen to know what the response was by local law enforcement when a truckload of stolen toupees dropped its load while trying to make its getaway ?

Obviously, police responded by combing the area . . .
 
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