StandOnIt
Farm Truck
A woman posted an ad looking for a husband. He must not beat me, he shouldn't chase after me when I go out with the girls, and he needs to be good in bed. After awhile the door bell rings, she opens the door and there sits a man with no arms or legs sitting in a wheel chair. She asks can I help you? He says I'm here answering the ad that you put in the paper. She said, but you have no arms. He said yep that means I can't beat you. She said, but you don't have any legs either. Well, he said, that means I can't chase after you when you go out with the girls. But the bedroom, how could that be any good? He said, I rang the door bell didn't I?