Mama Jokes

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Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
 
Yo mamma's so stupid the only way she can raise her IQ is to stand on a chair.
 
Your mama's so fat he put on a Malcolm X shirt and laid out in the yard and a helicopter landed on her back.
 
Your mama's so fat she puts mayonaise on aspirin
 
Your mama's so fat she keeps her boyfriends warm in the winter and gives them shade in the summer :p
 
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
 
"Your mama's so dumb her lips move when she reads a stop sign"
 
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
 
Your mama is so fat. She has to have a loud beeper to back up.
 
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Your momma's teeth are so yellow, you have to wear sunglasses around her.
 
Your mama is so skinny if she turns sideways and sticks our her tonge she will pass as a zipper.
 
Your mama's so ugly her mama had to give her raw meat to get the dogs to play with her. :p
 
You're mama's so skinny she could get caught in the rain and not even get wet.
 
your mama is so poor even the ****roaches had to go on welfare
 
Your momma so fat, she jumped in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
 
Your Momma is so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff!
 
Your Mama's so fat her highschool picture was an aerial photograph.
 
Your momma so ugly, she sat in the sand and a cat tried to bury her.
 
Yo momma’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
 
Yo momma smells so bad, she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.
 
Yo momma's so poor, she has bumps on the floor to keep the roaches from drag racing.
 
Yo momma's so nasty, when I came over the other day, I asked what was for lunch. She jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
 
Yo momma's so fat, last time she saw her phone number was on the weight scale.
 
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the interstate as a Slip-n-Slide.
 
And to cap it off for a while...

Yo momma's so bald, when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a busted condom.
 
Your momma so ugly even Rice Krispies wouldn't talk to her.
 
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
 
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
 
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
 
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