kelloggs5TLfan
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Joke credit: Flipper
Mark Martin was sitting in a bar having a drink. Jeff Gordon walks up behind him, and smacks him on the back of Mark's head.....knocking him to the floor. As Mark is getting up, jeff says "Judo chop from Japan." Mark goes back to his drink, and jeff sits down beside him. After a few minutes, jeff gets up, and kicks the stool out from under Mark. As Mark is dusting himself off, jeff says "Karate kick from Korea." Mark Martin decides he's had enough, and leaves the bar.
A short time later, Mark returns, slams jeffy across the back of his skull, knocking him completely unconscious. Mark turns to the bartender and says, "When he wakes up, tell him 'Crowbar From Sears'."
Mark Martin was sitting in a bar having a drink. Jeff Gordon walks up behind him, and smacks him on the back of Mark's head.....knocking him to the floor. As Mark is getting up, jeff says "Judo chop from Japan." Mark goes back to his drink, and jeff sits down beside him. After a few minutes, jeff gets up, and kicks the stool out from under Mark. As Mark is dusting himself off, jeff says "Karate kick from Korea." Mark Martin decides he's had enough, and leaves the bar.
A short time later, Mark returns, slams jeffy across the back of his skull, knocking him completely unconscious. Mark turns to the bartender and says, "When he wakes up, tell him 'Crowbar From Sears'."
