Michigan RACE thread

[Wingnutcnc]

Vice Grips; something every Chevy owner has...

Beats having to own your own tow truck.

 

[ToyYoda]

works better than throwing rice at it.

They grow rice in Kentucky?

Maybe some Vegemite will fix that Chevy AusAus.

 

[BobbyFord]

Vice Grips
n.
1: Socket set, wrench set, hammer, pliers, needle-nose, clamp, screwdriver, chisel....

 

[StandOnIt]

I stole it too. somebody posted a pic of big bird and Joey side by side..I lost it.

 

[pudge]

That sucks for Jimmie, a lot of bad luck lately.

Yep..he use to get a caution for debris to work on things like these

 

[beantownkid10]

NEW LEADER: #24

 

[#17D500winner]

Danica faster after wreck???

Unfortunately, those caught up in her mess are not.

 

[ChexOrWrex]

New leader, the #24

 

[Kiante]

Big bird.

It sticks and I'm stealing that. With or without the express written consent of standonit inc.

I see it.

 

[DaBiff1618]

Time to hit the gym

 

[BobbyFord]

Beats having to own your own tow truck.

When you're a mechanic you don't need vice grips or a tow truck. And you know all to well not to buy a Chevrolet

 

[#17D500winner]

I stole it too. somebody posted a pic of big bird and Joey side by side..I lost it.

It's in the "who would play your driver in a movie" thread or something like that.

 

[BobbyFord]

Vice Grips
n.
1: Socket set, wrench set, hammer, pliers, needle-nose, clamp, screwdriver, chisel....

Oooo, I forgot, Chevrolet shift lever...

 

[JEB]

Gordon has been DOMINANT since the Indy race. Pit strategy and electrical problems aside, he should be going for 4 wins in a row today. He's had the best car every race

Big bird is strong today too

 

[StandOnIt]

620 × 413 - dallasnews.com

 

[DUN24]

Rough stop, I'm pretty sure 24 skipped 3rd again coming back on the racetrack. Lmao

 

[Johali]

Stole it from me.

http://racing-forums.com/threads/your-driver-movie.50398/

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Rough stop, I'm pretty sure 24 skipped 3rd again coming back on the racetrack. Lmao

Just odd looking

 

[StandOnIt]

that 48 Chebby don't need no stinkin shifter

 

[Wingnutcnc]

When you're a mechanic you don't need vice grips or a tow truck. And you know all to well not to buy a Chevrolet

I would consider any mechanic poor if they didn't respect vise grips or tow trucks, all Y'all shade tree dudes were fun to watch and always kept the pros busy with your lemon works.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Gentlemen, leave the cartoons for another time, please.
Besides, I've got a grandchild your age --- you're making me feel old. I'll have none of that.

 

[beantownkid10]

Gordon back around Logano.

 

[StandOnIt]

Danica was just practicing for Daytona and Talladega.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Matt Fancett ‏@MattFancett 24m
.@MartySmithESPN just called the hand dryer in the men's room @MISpeedway the "air titan of hand dryers"

Marty Smith ‏@MartySmithESPN 22m
That thing does more damage to my eardrums than any 800HP engine could, brother.

 

[ToyYoda]

Was that a Home Depot package those vice grips came out of?

 

[Mr. Gregory]

Looks like Jimmie found fourth. LOL.

 

[Wingnutcnc]

Jiff Gor-Don seems to be owning the groove today.

 

[Kiante]

No Kobalt vice grips?

Loss of sponsorship there.

 

[DSquad48]

Gonna need a caution to finagle that

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Pull over to the shoulder, Jimmie!!!

 

[JEB]

Oh man I was waiting for JJ to throw them on the track lmao

 

[Wingnutcnc]

Was that a Home Depot package those vice grips came out of?

I thought it said Dollar General.

 

[BobbyFord]

I would consider any mechanic poor if they didn't respect vise grips or tow trucks, all Y'all shade tree dudes were fun to watch and always kept the pros busy with your lemon works.

Shade tree? ASE Certified engines, brakes, suspension, drivetrain. Ford factory-trained, Chevrolet transmission factory-trained, Jeep/Chrysler factory-trained...Oxy/Acet, MIG welder, sheetmetal fabricator...

 

[Kiante]

I thought it said Dollar General.

Harbor freight? Shouldn't have.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Poor Jimmie

 

[Mr. Gregory]

Poor Burton.

 

[DanicaFreak]

Unfortunately, those caught up in her mess are not.

Sucks for Matt

 

[DUN24]

No Kobalt vice grips?

Loss of sponsorship there.

If they actually used Kobalt tools regularly, there is no way they would have 6 championships.

 

[ToyYoda]

Sucks for Matt

And Martin Truex Jr, and Justin Allgaier, and Michael Annett, and....

 

[HoneyBadger]

And Martin Truex Jr, and Justin Allgaier, and Michael Annett, and....

And anyone who's ever been within 1,000 feet of her racecar.