Michigan RACE thread

[Wingnutcnc]

Ole Gordon looks like he has an extra gear today

You mean he's a cheatin????

 

[BobbyFord]

A phantom debris caution would be popular with me right about now.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

^ NO!!!

Where's the dislike button?

 

[BobbyFord]

Oh yes.

 

[racer8]

Ole Gordon looks like he has an extra gear today

Stole the gearbox (and shifter) from the 48.

 

[ToyYoda]

Every time Jeff Gordon takes the lead, an angel gets its wings.

 

[Mr. Gregory]

A phantom debris caution would be popular with me right about now.

Yeah, I need to go eat lunch but I don't want to do it under green.

 

[racer8]

Every time Jeff Gordon takes the lead, an angel gets its wings.

 

[blanston]

Every time Jeff Gordon takes the lead, an angel gets its wings.

Lmao! He is nascar jesus, right? So that makes sense.

 

[Racer1930]

Perhaps... I don't think he's using 3rd on restarts though.

He's probably afraid his shifter will fall off...better safe than sorry

 

[DUN24]

He's probably afraid his shifter will fall off...better safe than sorry

True that! Dude's a genius!

 

[StandOnIt]

yeah, it is hard for me to understand Johnson and Gordon are so much alike it is scarey.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Strange race --- even for Michigan. Weird things happening.

 

[pjmolo]

That isolated cell is moving slowly but it's headed right toward the track.

 

[BobbyFord]

Cue the Gordon-fan circle skip...

 

[Racer1930]

I think I saw a grasshopper in turn 3.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Marty Smith ‏@MartySmithESPN 44m
Wow. "@StewartHaasRcng: The culprit for 14 car's issue: a broken tailpipe, from which heat shields began burning.”

 

[BobbyFord]

I think I saw a grasshopper in turn 3.

Wuzzit Kwai Chang Caine?

 

[DSquad48]

Cue the Gordon-fan circle skip...

Waiting for them to "all fall down" after Alan makes a ****** call on the last stop

 

[FLRacingFan]

#22 going for the undercut this time.

 

[racer8]

Cue the Gordon-fan circle skip...

Are they dancin a jig.....................................................on your front lawn?

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Alright Gordon. Go gettum

 

[ToyYoda]

I think I saw a grasshopper in turn 3.

That wasn't a grasshopper, just a chip of bright green paint left from the Danica wreck.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Cue the Gordon-fan circle skip...

We learned a long time ago to never do that until the last lap.

 

[beantownkid10]

6.9 seconds for Logano
8.4 seconds for Gordon

Can you go 35 laps with 6.9 seconds of fuel?

 

[Racer1930]

TY Brad

 

[Kiante]

Tire went down.

 

[beantownkid10]

6.9 seconds for Logano
8.4 seconds for Gordon

Can you go 35 laps with 6.9 seconds of fuel?

Nevermind, now he can.

 

[FLRacingFan]

6.9 seconds for Logano
8.4 seconds for Gordon

Can you go 35 laps with 6.9 seconds of fuel?

You can now.

 

[Mr. Gregory]

Aww, Brad!

It's kinda late in the race to go eat now.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

3 of my 4 starters have now wrecked.

 

[DSquad48]

Jimmie back on the lead lap; says his car is "pretty friggin' awesome."

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Fkn A

 

[JEB]

Well **** me.

 

[FLRacingFan]

Looks like it went down surprisingly early in the turn.

 

[Clutch]

Strange race --- even for Michigan. Weird things happening.

A lot of racers having a bad day today.

 

[DUN24]

This changes things...

Keselowski is lucky he lost that tire so far up the hill.

 

[Racer1930]

3 of my 4 starters have now wrecked.

Allan B seems to think it's OK...I trust his judgement.

 

[BobbyFord]

Are they dancin a jig.....................................................on your front lawn?

Prolly no Gordon fans on my lawn

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Enough time for Gordon to fudge up a restart & get back to the front. Lets go!