Semi- Dreaming..............
Me: "what? what's going on?"
God: "Well Mr. Brownlee, we haven't heard from you in awhile, so I decided to take your call, what is your issue?"
Me: "well God...it's like this...I've pretty much done the best I can and I expected to be able to semi-retire at my age but these things keep popping up...how many crosses do I have to bear?"
God: "interesting analogy Mr. Brownlee...my son had a similar problem...let's look at the book. I see you have done relatively well in your life with minor setbacks...but you want something more."
Me: "Well God, I just want things to get easier...y'know."
God: "Let's look at your family history. Your father toiled all his life to give you a proper upbringing and missed out on a few things along the way. Your Mother helped raise a nephew and lost out on many of her dreams. Luckily they found each other and were happy. I see you were born by C-Section when your Mother was 39 years old - obviously not a planned birth but both of your parents were willing to take the risk instead of aborting you. Your Grandfather worked in the coal mines and three of your relatives died in the Civil War...two on the side of the North and one on the side of the South."
Me: "Wow...I didn't know that"
God: "There is a lot you don't know Mr. Brownlee...but I'm a busy man...you get what you get, simple as that. Now do you have any further questions before I return you to your normal dream of being late for class or not being ready for inspection?"
Me: "I guess not...no wait...what does the fox say?"
God: "I get this question all the time...the fox doesn't say anything...it's a fox."
Me: "Yeah...I guess you are right."
God: "Yes...I AM.
Me: "what? what's going on?"
God: "Well Mr. Brownlee, we haven't heard from you in awhile, so I decided to take your call, what is your issue?"
Me: "well God...it's like this...I've pretty much done the best I can and I expected to be able to semi-retire at my age but these things keep popping up...how many crosses do I have to bear?"
God: "interesting analogy Mr. Brownlee...my son had a similar problem...let's look at the book. I see you have done relatively well in your life with minor setbacks...but you want something more."
Me: "Well God, I just want things to get easier...y'know."
God: "Let's look at your family history. Your father toiled all his life to give you a proper upbringing and missed out on a few things along the way. Your Mother helped raise a nephew and lost out on many of her dreams. Luckily they found each other and were happy. I see you were born by C-Section when your Mother was 39 years old - obviously not a planned birth but both of your parents were willing to take the risk instead of aborting you. Your Grandfather worked in the coal mines and three of your relatives died in the Civil War...two on the side of the North and one on the side of the South."
Me: "Wow...I didn't know that"
God: "There is a lot you don't know Mr. Brownlee...but I'm a busy man...you get what you get, simple as that. Now do you have any further questions before I return you to your normal dream of being late for class or not being ready for inspection?"
Me: "I guess not...no wait...what does the fox say?"
God: "I get this question all the time...the fox doesn't say anything...it's a fox."
Me: "Yeah...I guess you are right."
God: "Yes...I AM.