97forever
Team Owner
This is where I see the sport heading. And yes, mainly due to Nascar's pathetic attempts at practicing tokenism in the name of 'diversity'.
All for yet more profit at the expense of the traditional fan base.
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From wire reports 16 feb 2020 (translated from the original Spanish)
Sunday's running of the 61st Daytona formerly500, both the opening and concluding race for the storied stock car racing series season, was both drama filled and mostly without fan rioting.
With luminaries such as President Sharpton in attendance, the event opened with UN Ambassador Megan Fox giving a stirring rendition of Kanye Wests "all falls down" followed by The Salat performed by Sawhab Mallawab.
When the famous multi-lingual command "Equals, start your engines" was given by new NASCAR CEO Rickardo(formerly 'Rick) Hendrick, the excitement was palpable.
The starting line-up was impressive, with former tennis great Venus Williams on the front row after earning her first ever 'slot'.(Formerly 'pole' before such gender-offensive terms were eliminated after much work by coordinated efforts of The Lesbian Avengers, Burbank.)
Starting on her outside,also in the brand new Kia Optima, was last years race/season champion pop singer/homosexual Ricky Martin.
Behind them on the high banks the field of Kias, Toyotas, Nissans, Hondas, Hendricks and Obamobiles read like a who's who of modern cultural icons:
Oprah Wynfrey has not just 12 cars but 14 this season, second only to HMS(17), while former Iranian leader turned casino magnate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a mere four. Even Taylor Swift-West is represented with three!
And while the line-up itself was star studded enough---(not to mention expensive enough at 1 trillion Amero entry fee per car)----the racing action was equally as glimmering.
Martin aggressively took the lead from Williams at the drop of the rainbow hued starting flag in a race that would mainly see a battle between himself, Williams, Montoya, Alvarez, Perez, Rodriguez, and Shakira.
And while those six were the dominant cars, the action was intense through-out the entire pack up until the first OSHA required rest break at lap three.
Thats when Montoya, the widely acknowledged 'Emperor of the modern era'---with a staggering five career wins---- assumed control.
With the Columbian fans in attendance going wild, it looked like his race to lose until an on track incident involving Jesse Jackson Jr. sent Juan's Obamobile careening into the stands. Fortunately, the local Swat Team had cleared the area due to gunfire only minutes before and no injuries were reported.
But with the Emperor out , that set up a grueling stretch of hard fought lead swapping, with the 'mexico gang' of Alverez, Perez and Rodriguez showing muscle in the Wynfrey machines until opting for the new 'siesta rule' implemented last year took them out of the running while still allowing them to keep their share of the purse.
With just four of the 20 laps to go then, and surprisingly Shakira leading in an underfunded Charlie Sheen car, NASCAR was forced to throw the caution flag due to a tampon wrapper on the track. This scrambled up the field and would later bring loud protestations from Sheen, who all but accused an unnamed female driver of "playing the period card" and leading to a shoving match between he and an angry Ellen Degeneres.
Back on track and opting for four tires , former race leader Shakira found herself deep in the pack, virtually handing the race lead battle to Williams vs Martin who each took one tire.
Down to the nonwhite flag the two "kia killas" battled as the crowd came to their feet. Gunfire could barely be heard over the screaming masses as the MSNBC sponsored Kia of Venus Williams won her first ever NASCAR event by nipping Martin at the line, and thus this years title. The title and trophy both reflecting her 'double' status as both black and female.Only the 4th time that has happened.
With this much action this year, the future of the sport looks bright indeed.
Emmet Brown, Staff Writer
All for yet more profit at the expense of the traditional fan base.
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From wire reports 16 feb 2020 (translated from the original Spanish)
Sunday's running of the 61st Daytona formerly500, both the opening and concluding race for the storied stock car racing series season, was both drama filled and mostly without fan rioting.
With luminaries such as President Sharpton in attendance, the event opened with UN Ambassador Megan Fox giving a stirring rendition of Kanye Wests "all falls down" followed by The Salat performed by Sawhab Mallawab.
When the famous multi-lingual command "Equals, start your engines" was given by new NASCAR CEO Rickardo(formerly 'Rick) Hendrick, the excitement was palpable.
The starting line-up was impressive, with former tennis great Venus Williams on the front row after earning her first ever 'slot'.(Formerly 'pole' before such gender-offensive terms were eliminated after much work by coordinated efforts of The Lesbian Avengers, Burbank.)
Starting on her outside,also in the brand new Kia Optima, was last years race/season champion pop singer/homosexual Ricky Martin.
Behind them on the high banks the field of Kias, Toyotas, Nissans, Hondas, Hendricks and Obamobiles read like a who's who of modern cultural icons:
Oprah Wynfrey has not just 12 cars but 14 this season, second only to HMS(17), while former Iranian leader turned casino magnate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a mere four. Even Taylor Swift-West is represented with three!
And while the line-up itself was star studded enough---(not to mention expensive enough at 1 trillion Amero entry fee per car)----the racing action was equally as glimmering.
Martin aggressively took the lead from Williams at the drop of the rainbow hued starting flag in a race that would mainly see a battle between himself, Williams, Montoya, Alvarez, Perez, Rodriguez, and Shakira.
And while those six were the dominant cars, the action was intense through-out the entire pack up until the first OSHA required rest break at lap three.
Thats when Montoya, the widely acknowledged 'Emperor of the modern era'---with a staggering five career wins---- assumed control.
With the Columbian fans in attendance going wild, it looked like his race to lose until an on track incident involving Jesse Jackson Jr. sent Juan's Obamobile careening into the stands. Fortunately, the local Swat Team had cleared the area due to gunfire only minutes before and no injuries were reported.
But with the Emperor out , that set up a grueling stretch of hard fought lead swapping, with the 'mexico gang' of Alverez, Perez and Rodriguez showing muscle in the Wynfrey machines until opting for the new 'siesta rule' implemented last year took them out of the running while still allowing them to keep their share of the purse.
With just four of the 20 laps to go then, and surprisingly Shakira leading in an underfunded Charlie Sheen car, NASCAR was forced to throw the caution flag due to a tampon wrapper on the track. This scrambled up the field and would later bring loud protestations from Sheen, who all but accused an unnamed female driver of "playing the period card" and leading to a shoving match between he and an angry Ellen Degeneres.
Back on track and opting for four tires , former race leader Shakira found herself deep in the pack, virtually handing the race lead battle to Williams vs Martin who each took one tire.
Down to the nonwhite flag the two "kia killas" battled as the crowd came to their feet. Gunfire could barely be heard over the screaming masses as the MSNBC sponsored Kia of Venus Williams won her first ever NASCAR event by nipping Martin at the line, and thus this years title. The title and trophy both reflecting her 'double' status as both black and female.Only the 4th time that has happened.
With this much action this year, the future of the sport looks bright indeed.
Emmet Brown, Staff Writer
