NASCAR - Caption this

[FenderBumper]

 

[Johali]

That is one dumbass question, remember, Tony is my mentor.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

 

[robbybee]

Sorry, Dahlink but my answer is still, "Nyet!"

 

[MOEJOE]

My Rolex is bigger than your Rolex.

Matt is sponsored by Citizen

 

[kkfan91]

Get the hell out of my press conference Smith

 

[Johali]

Matt is sponsored by Citizen

OK, went back and fixed that for ya.

 

[MOEJOE]

OK, went back and fixed that for ya.

What?

 

[FenderBumper]

Matt: My Citizen is bigger than your Rolex.

 

[Johali]

What?

Go back and reread it Mr. Moe.

 

[MOEJOE]

And

 

[Johali]

Matt: My Citizen is bigger than your Rolex.

Matt now says that he has a Citizen watch, we want to be accurate now dont we.

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[robbybee]

So... You're single, right?
And... You're rich!
Wanna make out?

 

[racer8]

Ca Ching, My future ex husband.

 

[FenderBumper]

I wonder how I would look in that dress....

 

[robbybee]

I wonder how I would look in that dress....

It's not Michael Waltrip on stage...

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[Greg]

The

I don't care if you call it Mr Thang, and that you tattooed my image on it, I ain't signing it

 

[Tennessee Racing]

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Joey: Man I can't wait to be your teammate next year.....
Joey: We will work well together.....
Joey: Brad.....Brad....man are you even listening to me????

 

[Magicmiler]

I wonder if that new bar called the Manhole is open tonight......

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

 

[FenderBumper]

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

 

[Greg]

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Deddy he don't have no neck neither

 

[Greg]

by the way back in the early 90s, I was racing the tough legend series. Won a couple heat races, qualified top 10, ran on the big quarter mile at Charlotte. It was tough in them days, we were the true grit, kind of like Freddie DeSaro, Stevens and Evans in our old coupes.

I understand the drivers and know what's best for them.
I understand the needs of a woman like you too.

You see the big Latino working security, well I am bored with him, you can have him......

 

[Spike]

"Hey, who gave British screen legend Bill Nighy the GoDaddy fire suit?

 

[Greg]

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My best and favorite finger

 

[Spike]

Are you saying she doesnt look like Bill Nighy in that picture?

 

[ted@economy]

Are you saying she doesnt look like Bill Nighy in that picture?

I'm kinda worried that you even own Bill Nighy pictures . I seriously doubt that anyone else on the forum keeps any .How long have you had this problem?

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[FenderBumper]