NASCAR Christmas Wish List

Hard to think of much but I will try.

-See Brian France disgraced badly enough to go away forever, bad enough to stop the hired butt kissing he currently gets. Including a public flogging.
Along with an organizational statement that rebukes and severs all ties.

-All versions of the chase and the elimination crap eliminated, along with a public apology for the offense.
-Dave Moody, Rick Allen, Steve Latarte, Michael Waltrip fired.
-Danielle Trotta in micro minis.
-North Wilkesboro and Rockingham Restored with 3 events a year until the lost dates are. fully recovered, along with Darlington too.
-Give Martinsville a third date too.
-All tracks 1.4 miles or bigger downgraded to one event per year. If they cant survive with that then bulldose them.
-Segregate the teams, no garages and pit stalls next to each other. Including no communication allowed between them at the track.
-Immediately cancel all Indianapolis Motor Speedway events.
- Add IRP and Iowa to the Cup schedule with two race dates each.
-Fire all personal responsibile for the caution clocks in the truck series.
-Tires that wear.
-A serious effort to get she sheet metal to looking like OEM skins.
-Trophy queens undressed like trophy queens, as in heels and shorts or micros to display long lean legs, with just enough clothing to cover the minimum. Hawt exhibitionistic types with big smiles, and a great strut
-Abolish double files and green white checkers.
-Fire anyone in race contol that cannot tolerate hot dog wrappers and ballons.
-Build a short thack in the North East
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Greg said:
Hard to think of much but I will try.

-See Brian France disgraced badly enough to go away forever, bad enough to stop the hired butt kissing he currently gets. Including a public flogging.
Along with an organizational statement that rebukes and severs all ties.

-All versions of the chase and the elimination crap eliminated, along with a public apology for the offense.
-Dave Moody, Rick Allen, Steve Latarte, Michael Waltrip fired.
-Danielle Trotta in micro minis.
-North Wilkesboro and Rockingham Restored with 3 events a year until the lost dates are. fully recovered, along with Darlington too.
-Give Martinsville a third date too.
-All tracks 1.4 miles or bigger downgraded to one event per year. If they cant survive with that then bulldose them.
-Segregate the teams, no garages and pit stalls next to each other. Including no communication allowed between them at the track.
-Immediately cancel all Indianapolis Motor Speedway events.
- Add IRP and Iowa to the Cup schedule with two race dates each.
-Fire all personal responsibile for the caution clocks in the truck series.
-Tires that wear.
-A serious effort to get she sheet metal to looking like OEM skins.
-Trophy queens undressed like trophy queens, as in heels and shorts or micros to display long lean legs, with just enough clothing to cover the minimum. Hawt exhibitionistic types with big smiles, and a great strut
-Abolish double files and green white checkers.
-Fire anyone in race contol that cannot tolerate hot dog wrappers and ballons.
-Build a short thack in the North East
-
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race in reverse gear during rain to prevent red and yellow flag boredom.
 
bigspud said:
race in reverse gear during rain to prevent red and yellow flag boredom.
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Nice, but the reverse vortexification would only inversely pull in more clouds, rain etc. And that would really be tragic because the broadcast teams really take them watery conditions to fart, and double down when that happens.

Hence, it only intensify ups the loose watery verbal Diarrhea'a of the Micheal Waltrip types, for an infinite amout of time.
 
Good Christmas wishes for the less fortunate in Nascar, the forgotten one's.

Some of Fort Worths best people have worked hard to make Texas Motor Speedway a success. Doing the important jobs like cleaning the bathrooms, picking up trash, and parking duties. They probably dont let em do the food, but still the same a lot Fort Worths best have done so much, to allow more afflunt Dallas people to enjoy the races. It has to be hard

#ForChristmasRememberFortWorth
 
And to all the ''unsung heroes across this nation'' that don't get the recognition they deserve....... they are the actual ones that make it all happen........


salute!!!!!!!!!!!
 
- No Chase
- Restructure the points scale to a more weighted scale
- Iowa, Road America, Road Atlanta, Sebring get Cup dates at the expense of Charlotte, Kansas, Texas, and IMS
- Xfinity returns to IRP, Memphis, and Montreal at the expense of Charlotte, Texas, and Kentucky
- Truck returns to Evergreen and PIR at the expense of Texas and Las Vegas
- Two new OEMs coming into the sport with the involvement level of Toyota in terms of engine building, chassis development and support, driver development, activation, etc.
- Fewer Jacque Debris sightings
 
- No Chase, race winner gets 5 bonus points instead of 3.
- Gateway & Road America are added in place of Kansas I, Charlotte II.
- Xfinity goes back to Gateway, Martinsville, IRP, Memphis, Montreal as standalones in place of IMS, Kentucky I, Texas I, Charlotte.
- Trucks go back to IRP, Kern County Raceway Park, Portland International Raceway in place of Texas II, Chicagoland.
- Moving the All-Star Race to a rotation of SMI tracks or the dirt track.
- Dodge returns.
- Double file restarts are gone, only double file starts at the start of race.
- Overtime line gone, unlimited amount of GWC's if they don't cross the white flag.
- Caution clock gone.
- Letting races actually play out organically, and not fake debris cautions that everyone sees.
- Hotter trophy girls.
 
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