NASCAR Phrases.....

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What are some of the NASCAR phrases that you hate/like, real or not?

Hate: 'If the race ended now.......'

Like: 'Well, we're @ lap 47 here at Kansas, let's go now to the garage area to Jamie Little, who's standing by with a dejected Jimmie Johnson.'

Hate: 'Now that we have time during the battle for the lead, let's go to Tim Brewer & the cutaway car for an explanation on how the gas pedal works.'

Like: 'Let's go to victory lane here at Homestead for an interview with the 2009 champion, Mark Martin.'

Hate: 'Let's go to victory lane here at Homestead for an interview with the 2009 champion, Jimmie Johnson.'

Like: 'It's with deep sadness that I have to report to you that I'm stepping down from my hosting duties here at FOX to pursue my lifelong dream of animation.' DW

You get the idea. What can you come up with?
 
Like: "Mark Martin has the lead and he is pulling away from the pack!"

Hate: "Blah blah blah...Earnhardt Jr. Blah blah blah Jr. Blah blah blah Number 88....

Like: "Gentlemen, Start your engines!"
 
Hate :Anything Bill Weber spews from his piehole.
Hate: Double file restart,Shootout style.
Don't like: Tim "The Joker" Brewer and the cutaway car.
Don't like:Kyle Bush leads by 3 car lengths.
Like: Kyle Bush gets passed on the last lap and comes in second.
 
LOVE: "Good Afternoon, welcome to sunny southern California, from Auto Club Speedway..."
Hate: "Welcome back to the broadcast, we are currently under rain delay..."
Love: "Welcome race fans to Las Vegas Motorspeedway."
Hate: "...track-drying attempts are still underway..."
Love: "Welcome to the Checker Auto Parts 500 from sunny Phoenix International Raceway..."
Hate: "It's official, the race has been called due to rain and will air tomorrow (Monday) at 9a.m. on ESPN..."
 
Best NASCAR phrase ever: "Drive it like you stole it."
 
Like old school phrases, like the one Dr. Jerry Punch repeated several times today.

"Going into the turn High Wide and Handsome."

One from way back, Ricky Rudd has "Hand Grenaded his engine".

Another one from way back, "Bill Elliott is passing cars in wholesale fashion".
 
I can't stand it when an announcer says "X amount of laps to go next time by." Why not just tell us how many laps to go now?
 
Hate: JR... (any mention of his name always results in me shaking my head in disapointment)
Like: Look at this three wide racing
Hate: 10 laps to go last commercial break
Like: The Hendrick Cars are struggeling today
Hate: Caution for debree
Like: Its a nice sunny day
Hate: Where in a rain delay
Like: Start your engines
Hate: Hi im Bill Webber ...
 
Love: "He pulled a Linda Rondstadt"
Hate: "3 time defending Cup Champion Jimmie Johnson"
 
Love: Welcome to the night race at Bristol
Hate: Welcome to Auto Club Speedway of Southern California
Love: Welcome to the NASCAR Nationwide Series from Iowa Speedway
Hate: This is a special presentation of ESPN on ABC
Love: FOX Sports presents, THE DAYTONA 500
Hate: ESPN presents...
Love: Look at this three wide racing here
Hate: Jimmie Johnson, the three time and defending champion, leads...
Love: Mark Martin wins!
Hate: 50-year-old Mark Martin (yes, we get it already)
 
Like: "Hi, I'm Bob Jenkins, along with Benny Parsons and Ned Jarrett. Jerry Punch is our pit reporter today"

Hate: "Buckle up them seatbelts one more time..."
Hate: "Boogity Boogity Boogity, let's go racin boys"

Like: "Jimmy Johnson's struggles continue"

(would) Like: We'll go side-by-side during the commercial break.
 
VaDirt said:
Like: "Hi, I'm Bob Jenkins, along with Benny Parsons and Ned Jarrett. Jerry Punch is our pit reporter today"

Hate: "Buckle up them seatbelts one more time..."
Hate: "Boogity Boogity Boogity, let's go racin boys"

Like: "Jimmy Johnson's struggles continue"

(would) Like: We'll go side-by-side during the commercial break.
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There's always these:

Like: "Ralph Sheheen here alongside Kyle Petty and Wally Dallenbach for NASCAR on TNT"

Like: "You won't miss a single lap of green flag racing tonight with our Wide Open Coverage."

(Would) like: "Hi, I'm Allen Bestwick alongside Dale Jarrett and Andy Petree with Dr. Jerry Punch and Marty Smith on pit road"
 
VaDirt said:
Like: "Hi, I'm Bob Jenkins, along with Benny Parsons and Ned Jarrett. Jerry Punch is our pit reporter today"

Hate: "Buckle up them seatbelts one more time..."
Hate: "Boogity Boogity Boogity, let's go racin boys"

Like: "Jimmy Johnson's struggles continue"

(would) Like: We'll go side-by-side during the commercial break.
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Agreed
 
My favorites from Buddy Baker

like: he was just a passenger from that point............
like: that car is not a true tracker............
 
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