NASCAR Pick 'Em 2025 - Awards Banquet

[pjmolo]

After a thorough search for a venue that is totally unaware of the near death and destruction that played out at last year's banquet, a fabulous hall has been booked for this upcoming Friday night.

As mentioned previously, an offer has been extended to @Greg to act as the banquet's Master of Ceremonies but unfortunately he has yet to respond to the offer with anything more than a definite maybe.

Apparently there is an issue of sorts regarding the availability of the "entertainment" that he is hoping to add to the festivities.

A much anticipated response from @Greg is expected to be released as soon as possible.

 

[Greg]

The Lawrence Welk cover band will be performing their hits during the awards presentation. I believe our champion @kkfan91 has some morals and a reputation to protect so some parts of the entertainment will only be scheduled for later in the evening.

Everyone remaining after the presentations will have to sign an NDA before the Mt Pilot Fun Girls mingle, and before Miss Jane's Vegas impersonator bird show, or the Hew Haw Hiney's cover band will perform.

 

[Magicmiler]

Will the table centerpieces be better than last years ?

 

[Jorge De Guzman]

I just want strippers? Of the female variety. Latina’s if possible please

 

[Mr. E]

@Greg should be disqualified cuz he won't play any Bee Gees.

 

[StandOnIt]

Bee Gees is perfect stripper music. Bob Seeger Fire down below, they wore that song out...that's what I've been told.

 

[StandOnIt]

Lets get this party started boyz.

 

[StandOnIt]

 

[StandOnIt]

I couldn't book the Bee Gees because they are no longer on the planet, but their elevator/supermarket music lives on. So for Greg and Clutch, lifetime Bee Gee fans lol I did the best I could.

 

[pjmolo]

The growing interest in the NASCAR Pick 'Em 2025 Awards Banquet portends to a fantastic turnout at the event.

However, as @Greg mentioned in his post, he's already arranged for a Lawrence Welk cover band to perform at the Awards Banquet with the promise that they'll primarily be performing their hits during the course of the evening.

Regarding the questionable request for strippers let's keep in mind the insanity that broke out when the "fun girls" that accompanied @Greg crashed last year's banquet.

Speaking of @Greg, he's indicated that for this year's banquet he's arranged to have the Mt. Pilot Fun Girls perform as the evening's entertainment.

A picture of @Greg and the girls practicing their routine has been obtained clandestinely for your perusal.

 

[Brentford]

Chloe the Cat says she’d prefer a mice infested venue. She gets bored easily and isn’t a people person.

 

[kkfan91]

Chloe the Cat says she’d prefer a mice infested venue. She gets bored easily and isn’t a people person.

I think Chloe has a point

 

[Greg]

@Greg should be disqualified cuz he won't play any Bee Gees.

Damn right, No Discotecshiet allowed.

 

[Greg]

I just want strippers? Of the female variety. Latina’s if possible please

As the Chaiman for the Board of Directors for the Cooter Johnsons JuniorsIII foundation I can assure you that we are sympathetic with your desires. A soul needs an element of semi sleezyiness to maintain a purpose and a quality of life.

But we will do our best during the banquet to maintain the excellent reputation that RF and @pjmolo has earned with through the years. It will be first class and you will not have to worry about being subjected to any infuriating Disco music or Micheal Bolton crap.

Dingleberry is doing a lot advertising for many unmentionable types of entertainment across town at the the Dry Heave lounge. Just bear in mind that the DHL is unaffiliated with RF, the PicEm contest, or Nascar and they are even restricted by law from even mentioning their names.

In addition to this the Valet parking services from the banquet hall to the DHL will also unaffiliated with the contest.
Anyone going to the DHL after the banquet needs to understand the two are not affliated and they should also line up their own legal representation prior to visiting the DHL.

Be especially careful to avoid using Velvet's Valet Parking Taxi Service, the one with the dude and his camara man driving the Miata convertable.

More details and PSA warnings will be posted soon.

 

[pjmolo]

As the Mt. Pilot Fun Girls continue to work on various routines that are expected to be performed at the NASCAR Pick 'Em 2025 Awards Banquet this weekend, member(s) of the Banquet Committee appear to be having second thoughts regarding the choice made for the evening's entertainment.

Member(s) of the committee voted overwhelmingly that a gamer's soul needs an element of occasional sleaziness to maintain a purpose and a quality of life and that these "fun girls" just don't cut it.

Consequently, a search for more "appropriate" entertainment is underway and among things being considered are an animal act as well as the Cooter Johnsons Juniors, a popular nightclub act.

Meanwhile, the committee continues working towards an evening of music, dancing, dining, endless libation, and party games galore.

 

[Conover]

I might know somebody who knows a pretty well known somebody who MIGHT get his girlfriend to swing by and sing for us. Dare not say her first name but the last name hints of a fast car. Remember I live in Missouri….

 

[Spotter22]

As last years Champion I will be on hand to give @kkfan1 the Golden Jacket. ( sponsored by Budweiser, Gatorade, Chevrolet, and Monks drive thru beer cave) Welcome to the Champions Club!